Official SGT ADD thread

[leftcoaster]

If i really cared about your rant, I'd do the "internet hug" thing, but, I really don't, so I'll still internet hug you, but, only cause I like ya, not due to any thread topic related hug necessity thing. For instance, if KW or Tacoboy had posted the same thing as you, I wouldn't cyber hug, but, then again, they both try to feel my ass when I do and it creeps me out a bit....

Just remember, you can cop a feel...just don't feel a cop.

[BRWombat]

Yes, but 2+2=5 for large values of 2. Anyone want me to post the proof?

Also, for large values of 1, 1 approaches 2, for small values of 2.

My brain hurts.

[lady ulrike]

Who is that weird girl?

You're going to wear white? I expected you to wear black velvet or something for sure. Maybe red.

[crystal_crtr]

My mtah Taecehr is Dislexic. He is the olny one taht has been albe to tcaeh me how to mlutlpiy and divdie fcartoins in a way taht I cuold undrestnad. Snice I undrestnad waht he is siayng deos tihs make me a dislexic.

[vixen101485]

Elephants are really big and gray

[vixen101485]

Pink is a pretty color

[vixen101485]

Bras are sometimes called over the shoulder boulder holders

[vixen101485]

Stress makes you type really random things

[BRWombat]

Frogs!!!!!!

[Kwahati]

There was a punk brother by the name of Othello,
he liked white women and he liked green Jello,
and a punk named Iago, who made himself a menace
'cause he didn't like Othello, the moore of Venice.
Now Othello got married to Desdamona,
but he took off for the wars and he left her alone-a
it was a moan-a it, was a groan-a, he left her alone-a
he didn't write a letta' and he didn't telephone-a!
Now Desdamona she was faithful, she was chastity tight.
She was the daughter of a duke, yeah, she was totally white.
But Iago had a plan that was clever and slick.
He was crafty, he was sly, he was sort of a dick.
He said "I'm gonna shaft the Moore!"
You gonna do it? Yeah tell us!
"Well I know his tragic flaw is that he's too damn jealous.
I need a dupe, I need a dope, I need a kind of a schmoe."
So he finds a chump sucka' by the name of Casio,
and he plants on him Desdemona's handkerchief,
so Othello gets to wonderin' just maybe if,
while he been fightin', commandin' an army,
are Desi and Cass playin' hide the salami-salami-s-s-s-salami!

{Break that shit on down!}

So he comes back home
sticks a pillow in her face.
Kills her and sililoquize's 'bout his disgrace.
But there's Amelia waitin' at the door
who say "You big dummy, she weren't no whore!
She was pure! She was clean! She was virginal too!
So why'd you have to go and make her face turn blue?
It's true, it's you!"
So Othello says "Yo! This is gettin' pretty scary!"
Pulled out his blade and committed hara-kiri.
Iago got caught, but he probably copped a plea,
loaded up his bags and moved to Beverly.

Hills that is!
[Yo! Word to the queen mother!]