Ye old skul has a couple messages for ye...
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Married guys:
Psst! Avast there! It be too late to alter course, mateys... and there be angry wives lurking in every cove, waitin' to catch you lookin'. Sit closer together, and keep your ruddy hands inboard. That be the best way to avoid divorce. And mark well me words, mateys... dead men tell no tales!
Single guys:
Ye come seekin' adventure and salty ol' pirates, aye? Sure ye come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mates, and hold on tight, with both hands if you please... there be squalls ahead, and Davey Jones waiting for them what don't obey...
Yeah, the single guys message really needs no editing, combined with these photos, it's funny on its own!