Wait... Morgan Freeman actually will be down for breakfast...

[TdcOgre]

It was the cigars that extended his life!!

Actually when he was 98 Burns said: "If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral."

[SG I Yam]

George Burns quotes:

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something.

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.

And my favorite:

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

george burns quotes:

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

I can't understand why i flunked american history. When i was a kid there was so little of it.

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age i have to hold on to something.

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of sports illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.

And my favorite:

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.

words to live (well) by!

[Goofyernmost]

"At my age I have to pay in advance for a three minute egg!" One of his best! :D: