Rampant Illiteracy at WDW

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Re: Rampant Illiteracy at WDW

Post by Big Wallaby » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:04 am

ICStupidPeople wrote:What does whether they know who their father was have to do with changing batteries in a remote?
It's all in whether their mother shaves her cat like drcorey does. And if they know about it, they are sure to be scarred for life.


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Re: Rampant Illiteracy at WDW

Post by Main Streeter » Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:15 am

darph nader wrote:NOW, let's get back to illegitimacy.
Yes, darph, illegitimacy was THE TOPIC. :einstein: :hysteria: :hysteria: You were @ Alfies too long last night, right? :D: Thanks for posting the above. I'll never be labeled the lowest IQ on this site now. :cool: Ktulu, darph is all yours. :) Swear to God I've tried my best! Still think we need a Rosary smiley, if only for illegitimacy. :rolleyes:



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Re: Rampant Illiteracy at WDW

Post by Zazu » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:42 pm

Main Streeter wrote:Still think we need a Rosary smiley, if only for illegitimacy. :rolleyes:
You mean, like this one? :rosary:


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Re: Rampant Illiteracy at WDW

Post by ICStupidPeople » Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:07 am

Zazu wrote:You mean, like this one? :rosary:
although us Pastafarians respect your religious artifacts, we would appreciate you mentioning our leader's ability to make pirates and ninjas dispute territory at the same time. We deserve equal billing. Don't make me hire a marcupial...err..lawyer...

I'm just sayin... :fsm:

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Re: Rampant Illiteracy at WDW

Post by Zazu » Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:51 am

ICStupidPeople wrote:although us Pastafarians respect your religious artifacts, we would appreciate you mentioning our leader's ability to make pirates and ninjas dispute territory at the same time. We deserve equal billing. Don't make me hire a marcupial...err..lawyer...

I'm just sayin... :fsm:

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Here at SGT, we honor and respect *all* religions, including that strange one where they worship sporks :spork: compared to which the FSM doesn't seem all that outre.


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Re: Rampant Illiteracy at WDW

Post by Randy B » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:07 am

Zazu wrote:Here at SGT, we honor and respect *all* religions, including that strange one where they worship sporks :spork: compared to which the FSM doesn't seem all that outre.
Gee, it strikes me that the two mentioned religions would be natural to join forces. Somehow flying spagetti and plastic sporks go together (IMHO). :D:

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Re: Rampant Illiteracy at WDW

Post by mechurchlady » Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:44 am

If you have a rosary then you all need a bible for thumping SGs. I do not do that as I have better ways.


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