SG + Gun = Hillariousness

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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.

Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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Re: SG + Gun = Hillariousness

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:21 am

Big Wallaby wrote:Wouldn't that be a hersterectomy?

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No, he had one left (right?) :eek:

umm, he had a spare!


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Re: SG + Gun = Hillariousness

Post by Natural Selection Fan » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:20 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:No, he had one left (right?) :eek:

umm, he had a spare!


His nickname was "Trifecta"....


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Re: SG + Gun = Hillariousness

Post by PatchOBlack » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:50 pm

MouseKiss wrote:The husband of a friend of my wife is a police chief in a small community in New Jersey. One day he was getting dressed in the locker room and dropped his gun on the floor and it discharged. Fortunately, no one was injured but the next day there was a note on his locker.

I have a gun and am not afraid to throw it. :D:
This reminded me of how criminals would throw their guns at Superman (both in the TV series and the comic) after they ran out of bullets. Oh, like that is going to do anything!


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Re: SG + Gun = Hillariousness

Post by Zazu » Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:35 pm

PatchOBlack wrote:This reminded me of how criminals would throw their guns at Superman (both in the TV series and the comic) after they ran out of bullets. Oh, like that is going to do anything!
I don't know, Superman just stood there for the bullets, but he always ducked the gun.


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Re: SG + Gun = Hillariousness

Post by delsdad » Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:48 pm

DisneyMom wrote:This is why we use only Simulators when practicing defibrillation. Yes, Doctors/ Nurses/EMTs have been accidentally given "the ZAP" :eek:
My wife is a pharmacist at a childrens hospital. Several years ago she was doing an inservice presentation on epi-pens at my daughters daycare for the staff. They use special "trainer" epi-pens for the training. These are VERY clearly marked as trainers. After everyone but the director had a chance to practice with the trainers. One of the staffers had her own epi-pen in her purse, and pulled it out to check the expiry date, when that topic was being covered in the discussion. The director, for reasons unknown, grabbed the REAL epi-pen from the staff member, said "oh I didn't get a chance to practice" and administered it to herself ! With the REAL epi-pen!

Off to the campus clinic she went to get her vitals monitored ! She was fine, but suffered from a wicked headache!

The moral of the story: Do not allow ANY real devices in the room during a training session!
The other moral of the story: Just because they have a Masters degree or PhD, doesn't mean they are any smarter than the kids they are looking after !


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Re: SG + Gun = Hillariousness

Post by delsdad » Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:51 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:No, he had one left (right?) :eek:

umm, he had a spare!
They could just give him a prosthetic one !


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Re: SG + Gun = Hillariousness

Post by hobie16 » Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:57 pm

delsdad wrote:Just because they have a Masters degree or PhD, doesn't mean they are any smarter than the kids they are looking after !
There's a huge difference between intelligence and smarts.


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Re: SG + Gun = Hillariousness

Post by DisneyMom » Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:54 am

delsdad wrote:My wife is a pharmacist at a childrens hospital. Several years ago she was doing an inservice presentation on epi-pens at my daughters daycare for the staff. They use special "trainer" epi-pens for the training. These are VERY clearly marked as trainers. After everyone but the director had a chance to practice with the trainers. One of the staffers had her own epi-pen in her purse, and pulled it out to check the expiry date, when that topic was being covered in the discussion. The director, for reasons unknown, grabbed the REAL epi-pen from the staff member, said "oh I didn't get a chance to practice" and administered it to herself ! With the REAL epi-pen!

Off to the campus clinic she went to get her vitals monitored ! She was fine, but suffered from a wicked headache!

The moral of the story: Do not allow ANY real devices in the room during a training session!
The other moral of the story: Just because they have a Masters degree or PhD, doesn't mean they are any smarter than the kids they are looking after !
hehehe....I can attest to the fact that even our best MDs make errors-it is the job of the nurses to keep them going in the right direction ;)


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Re: SG + Gun = Hillariousness

Post by Big Wallaby » Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:21 am

hobie16 wrote:There's a huge difference between intelligence and smarts.
For constant proof, just look at my generation, save (mostly :p :) for those on this site. I've been one to call my generation the smartest morons on the planet.

And then I look at those just half a generation behind mine, and a whole generation, and realize I am going to have to modify my saying :eek:

But there is a group working on that, and they will be successful. You'll start hearing about them over the next few years. The revolution of intelligence is coming.


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Re: SG + Gun = Hillariousness

Post by ktulu » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:03 am

delsdad wrote:They could just give him a prosthetic one !
Like these?

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