So, speaking of taking pictures....I had a good one last night.
Here I am in the park, doing my thing, talking to guests, minding my cart (which is quite busy) when I have a guest rush me and basically shove a DSLR (which I have 0 experience with) in my hands and tells me to take a photo of him in front of two stores.
Though my cart was busy, I attempted to make his day by gladly accepting the opportunity to help him out and take some photos.
First photo is okay, but I guess it was too dark (he didn't show me how to use the flash) so we tried again. 2nd one was better. I moved to the 2nd store. He wanted me to move WAY far away from my cart, but I told him I couldn't. He also wanted me to capture the entire face of the store in frame which required me to back up. But every time I took one step back to frame, he'd take three towards me and the face of the building wouldn't be in the photo.
So finally, after struggling with this, I finally snap a photo. The guest yanks it from my hands and reviews the photos. "Oh see you didn't line this up" and "Oh this light wasn't blinking you should've waited longer" and "This is centered poorly" are comments I hear. Mind you, my cart now has like 3 guests waiting for me. I did tell him that our PhotoPass CMs may be better able to assist him in taking photos, but he didn't want the assistance. He rushes away with a weird scrunched up look on his face, and I go back to helping my guests.
He was totally confused by the fact a CM, on a cart selling stuff, wasn't a pro photographer. Didn't know that was a requirement.

RIP Bud Hurlbut.
You will be missed.