What part of "We're closed" do you not understand?

Cranbiz · Post by **Cranbiz** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:58 pm

susislicker wrote:Hey Cran...Is that Beer you are drinking or Beverly or maybe Beverly Beer... :p:

That was Rice, Hops and Barley Malt, a fine tasting fremented beverage normally sold in multiples of 6. Not manufactured by the Coca Cola Company.

Shorty82 · Post by **Shorty82** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:58 pm

ICStupidPeople wrote:I can't stand when people say "elementry" instead of "elemenTARY" like it's spelled

Sorry, but I say "elementree" usually. I know it is wrong but it is a bad habit of mine. I try not to talk like a hick to much but growing up where I did it is hard not to at times.

darph nader · Post by **darph nader** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:25 pm

Cranbiz wrote:That was Rice, Hops and Barley Malt, a fine tasting fremented beverage normally sold in multiples of 6. Not manufactured by the Coca Cola Company.

(and cranbiz is my 'newest' hero/friend) ;)

darph nader · Post by **darph nader** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:30 pm

DreTheLiquorGuy wrote:Wow, two posts and I've dredged up such controversy! The things I've seen at that liquor store makes up for the lack of....prosperity that night. Exposed body parts, random make out sessions in the rum aisle. Random lesbian make out sessions in the tequila aisle. We even had one lady come in in a trench coat, walk across the store, take off the coat to reveal a nice matching stocking, garter, thong and bra set(red by the way) grab a bottle, pay for it and leave. Before she left she told us it was a dare....and to pick up our jaws. I've been taking pictures of the good, the bad and the ugly lately. But seeing how I'm only on a coupla days a week...it can be few and far between, on the good at least. The bad and the ugly is an everyday occurrence.

Dre

I have got to get a part time job at a liquor store. :D:
(scratch that.I'd be my own best customer) :(

DreTheLiquorGuy · Post by **DreTheLiquorGuy** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:45 pm

darph nader wrote:I have got to get a part time job at a liquor store. :D:
(scratch that.I'd be my own best customer) :(

Why do you think I work there? It surely isn't becuase my 'real' job selling insurance drives me to drink...not a bit...nope. :twitch:

Dre

Zazu · Post by **Zazu** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:08 am

Kwahati wrote:I feel like we need an FSM smiley! Zazu, a little help on this one, or too controversial?

I'm not sure if there is anything too controversial for me. I'm ready for almost anything, including worship with a spork. :fsm:

ktulu · Post by **ktulu** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:11 am

My only claim to beer fame is being class valedictorian at beer school...twice.

ICStupidPeople · Post by **ICStupidPeople** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:11 am

Zazu wrote:I'm not sure if there is anything too controversial for me. I'm ready for almost anything, including worship with a spork.

now you're going to make me bust out in the Karoke version of "wind beneath my wings"

Do you make these smilies yourself?

Rob562 · Post by **Rob562** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:46 pm

GaTechGal wrote:Pretty sure that was "Golden Eye". Definitly a Pierce Brosnan one.

It was "Tomorrow Never Dies" (just happened to see it on TV a couple weeks ago). The line was "You always were a cunning linguist, James", which was in response to his comment over the phone that he was up at Oxford "learning a new tongue"...

-Rob

ICStupidPeople · Post by **ICStupidPeople** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:18 am

ktulu wrote:My only claim to beer fame is being class valedictorian at beer school...twice.

I spilled two pilsners of beer on Jim Boeheim's lap while i was waiting tables once (he's the Syracuse Basketball coach). Those dang pilsners with the rounded bottoms...he was nice about it, but i felt like an ass..oh well..that was only about 17 years ago or so..i'm sure he remembers it too

That's my claim to beer fame

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