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Based on this and your other thread, I take it you've been watching Ratatouille again?
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But my rodents are too busy running the gears in my computer! 
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The Verminator! Dishwasher?!?! I've got two dogs that hang out by the dishwasher and clean the plates before the door shuts. Saves on a lot of rinse water.
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Did you name one of them Spic, and the other Span?
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W named them before their dish washing skills became apparent. A friend has two dogs named Dump and Ling.Big Wallaby wrote:Did you name one of them Spic, and the other Span?
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That or reading back issues of Little Tales.CBeilby wrote:Based on this and your other thread, I take it you've been watching Ratatouille again?
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