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Big Wallaby · Post by **Big Wallaby** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:26 am

hhsrat wrote:Speaking of bad GPS directions ... I'm surprised Shorty or Lady U haven't yet mentioned Wallaby's iphone, in the middle of I-5 near Anaheim ... "Make a U-Turn"

Well, I almost made it two years. And note that I don't use that program anymore.

And my GPS is unnamed.

lady ulrike · Post by **lady ulrike** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:44 am

hhsrat wrote:When I use the GPS on my phone, my fiancee has nicknamed the voice "Eva", because it sounds similar to Eve from Wall-E, and my phone is an Evo. (The voice on my standalone GPS has been nicknamed "Janet", mostly to have an excuse to yell "damnit janet" everytime it gives bad directions)

Speaking of bad GPS directions ... I'm surprised Shorty or Lady U haven't yet mentioned Wallaby's iphone, in the middle of I-5 near Anaheim ... "Make a U-Turn"

That would be because I've been internetless for a bit and this is my first time seeing this thread. Every time I am around a GPS and we get bad directions, I still tell them, I've had worse. I don't think any GPS will ever give me worse directions than that one did. Luckily, I'm somewhat intelligent and knew better than to follow that particular direction. And actually, it was more in the LA area, not Anaheim.

Big Wallaby · Post by **Big Wallaby** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:18 pm

From 2500 miles away, telling us that Anaheim is not LA is like me telling you Tigard is not Portland.

Might as well be.

Especially when using that GPS. :D:

Zazu · Post by **Zazu** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:08 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:From 2500 miles away, telling us that Anaheim is not LA is like me telling you Tigard is not Portland.

Actually, it's *just* like that. Different counties, different lifestyles, different attitudes. Why, Tigard is closer to Tualatin than it is to Portland! (In so many ways.)

lady ulrike · Post by **lady ulrike** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:55 am

Big Wallaby wrote:From 2500 miles away, telling us that Anaheim is not LA is like me telling you Tigard is not Portland.

Might as well be.

Especially when using that GPS. :D:

Very true, but I just have to correct people, besides, it makes the story that much better to those who are familiar with southern California. :D:

Big Wallaby · Post by **Big Wallaby** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:27 pm

Ah, Tualatin. Home of my first job. School Bus Route 50 has the coolest elementary kids on the planet. On the last day before Christmas, I had to hold my front seat for all the gifts (candy) that I would receive from the kids.

It was on that route that one Halloween I turned myself blue with white hair... back when I had hair. I looked like a negative of myself. Any visible skin was blue, which was great until one of the moms on my route stepped up and in a low whisper asked me if I had used pancake.

Zazu · Post by **Zazu** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:55 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:Any visible skin was blue, which was great until one of the moms on my route stepped up and in a low whisper asked me if I had used pancake.

I assume you told her, "Yes I did! Blueberry pancake!"

CBeilby · Post by **CBeilby** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:20 am

Zazu wrote:I assume you told her, "Yes I did! Blueberry pancake!"

*thwaps* Bad Zazu!

Big Wallaby · Post by **Big Wallaby** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:29 am

Zazu wrote:I assume you told her, "Yes I did! Blueberry pancake!"

From the way she laughed that day, I think the silence was funnier.

And from the way she laughed the next day, and the next week as I still had a bit of blue tint to my skin...

hhsrat · Post by **hhsrat** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:19 pm

Should have auditioned for Blue Wallaby Group ...

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