Funny Radio Calls!!

[DragonFox98]

Welcome, InnovEbz! :waves:

[Lasolimu]

Greetings InnovEbz, I am the resident dragon and would like to offer you a very warm* welcome to that slice of the internet we call SGT. This website contains threads with quick twists and turns and I would like to advise you to not try too hard to keep up with them. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely inside the website at all times and enjoy your stay.

We've had a lot of new people lately, I'd like to extend this same welcome to anyone I may have missed.

*this instance of warm is actually hot**... very hot

**this instance of hot means that you are now literally on fire, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience

[Whazzup]

Love it.

THIS TEXT ADDED TO MAKE MY POST LONG ENOUGH TO POST BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST TEN CHARACTERS SO I WANT TO MAKE SURE I HAVE TEN CHARACTERS AND YES I KNOW THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN BUT INSTEAD I DECIDED TO DO THIS SO NOW YOU HAVE TO PUT UP WITH A REALLY LONG RUN ON SENTENCE AND I JUST SIT HERE LOOKING FOR THE NEXT THING TO SAY AND THE GRAMMAR FREAKS LIKE MYSELF START TO COMPLAIN BUT THAT'S TOO BAD BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO READ THIS BUT OF COURSE I DIDN'T NEED TO TYPE IT BUT I DID AND IT'S HERE AND OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT IT'S A RUN-ON SENTENCE I AM USING PROPER PUNCTUATION AND STUFF BUT IT'S REALLY ANNOYING AND BECAUSE I AM USING ALL-CAPS IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO JUST MAKE THE FIRST LETTER OF EACH WORD UPPERCASE AND THAT'S REALLY ANNOYING TOO BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO WHEN I KEEP RAMBLING ON AND ON AND ON WHEN I COULD HAVE JUST COPIED AND PASTED SOME LOREM IPSUM IN HERE BUT NO, I HAD TO MAKE IT UP ALL ON MY OWN AND SO IT REALLY DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE AND HAS A LOT OF CIRCULAR REFERENCES SINCE IT IS A RUN-ON SENTENCE ABOUT ITSELF WHICH IS REALLY BAD GRAMMAR BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT BECAUSE THE vBULLETIN REQUIRED THAT I HAD A POST OF AT LEAST TEN CHARACTERS, AND THIS POST WAS ORIGINALLY EIGHT WHICH IS ALMOST ENOUGH BUT NOT SO I WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD ENOUGH CHARACTERS IN THIS POST WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE I COULD HAVE JUST DROPPED A SMILEY IN AND BEEN DONE WITH IT AND YUOR NIGHTMARE OF READING THIS POST WOULD BE OVER BUT THAT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME AND IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS YOU ARE MORE INSANE THAN I AM AND IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDING IT I DON'T THINK I CAN HELP YOU BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE ABLE TO MAKE SENSE OF COMPLETE NONSENSE IN WHICH CASE I DEFER TO YOU AND HAVE QUITE A BIT OF RESPECT FOR YOU WHICH YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER SEE BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO BUSY READING THIS EXCESSIVELY LONG POST, AND I THINK IT'S A WASTE OF TIME TO KEEP WRITING BUT I NEED TO GET MY TEN CHARACTERS IN SO I WILL KEEP WRITING TO MAKE SURE I HAVE ENOUGH CHARACTERS BECAUSE THE SYSTEM WANTED TEN CHARACTERS SO I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE I HAVE ENOUGH SO THAT THE SYSTEM WILL LET ME POST WHAT I WANTED TO SAY ORIGINALLY, WHICH WAS SIMPLY, "I LOVE IT." BUT EIGHT CHARACTERS WAS NOT ENOUGH, WHICH IS REALLY FUNNY SINCE I KNOW SOMEONE WHO WAS NAMED AFTER A CHARACTER ON THE TELEVISION SHOW EIGHT IS ENOUGH AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU SHOULD CARE BUT THEN I CAN'T THINK OF WHY YOU SHOULD BE CONTINUING TO READ THIS POST, BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING USEFUL IN IT BUT IF YOU ARE CONTINUING TO READ I HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO KEEP WRITING SO I WILL KEEP THIS RUN-ON SENTENCE GOING LIKE FORREST GUMP GOING ACROSS THE COUNTRY REPEATEDLY DURING WHICH TIME I WOULD HAVE BECOME VERY, VERY BORED BUT HE JUST KEPT GOING AND GOING LIKE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY AND SO YOU WILL SEE ME DO THE SAME BECAUSE THE SYSTEM WANTS TEN CHARACTERS AND I CAN ALREADY SEE WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, "OH, NO! HE'S GOING BACK TO THE THING ABOUT TEN CHARACTERS," AND YOU ARE RIGHT, I AM BECAUSE I WANT ENOUGH CHARACTERS IN THIS POST TO MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE, BUT DON'T WORRY, I WILL MAKE THEM REALLY SMALL AND I MIGHT EVEN MAKE THEM SPOILER TEXT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, AND AS I THINK ABOUT IT ADDING SPOILER TO THIS WOULD BE ENOUGH TO MAKE THE POST TEN CHARACTERS, BUT I AM CONTINUING TO WRITE AND WHAT WOULD REALLY IMPRESS ME IS IF YOU FIND THE TYPO IN THIS TEXT, OR EVEN FIND THIS MENTION OF THE TYPO AND NOW MY FINGERS ARE GETTING TIRED AND I JUST GOT A CALL TO GO ON A MOVE SO I HAVE TO GO SO YOU ARE REALLY LUCKY BECAUSE I AM FINISHING THIS SENTENCE NOW.

For those of you not like me who are patient enough to wade through that, find the intentional typo in spelling.

YUOR :p:

I had nothing better to do and occasionally I like a challenge. So, what do I win, BW?

[5th Dimension]

Ops Control made a mistake one day, they made this call.
Ops Control: JTA is Down, JTA is Down.
Ops Control: JTA, call back.
(Not this we where not suppose to hear)
Ops Control to JTA: What busted this time?
JTA: Beetlejuice *KRIZZZZED* is dead (We can only figure this was suppose to be 'Beetlejuice music is dead)
Unknown Ops Person: Oh My God, You Killed Beatlejuice! You Bastards!

I've always wondered why they play the Beetlejuice song on that ride.

[BRWombat]

InnovEbz, assuming you survived the toasty welcome above...

:sgthello:
:D: :D: :D:

[Main Streeter]

I had nothing better to do and occasionally I like a challenge. So, what do I win, BW?

His Huge, Warm smile!! :) You make me lol. ;)

[darph nader]

Being the end of the day,have a cold one from the BDoSGT.
:pepsi: :coke:

[Whazzup]

Still waiting for my prize from Big Wallaby, or at least a note saying whether that was the intentional spelling error or if it was just a typo.

[Main Streeter]

Still waiting for my prize from Big Wallaby, or at least a note saying whether that was the intentional spelling error or if it was just a typo.

Cut him slack Whazz. Still the weekend & you know how busy his are. Go to his fb & ask abt the prize. ;) I'll even let you ask him on DisneyLandFlagRetreat fb. Ernie loves a good laugh. :)

[Whazzup]

Cut him slack Whazz. Still the weekend & you know how busy his are. Go to his fb & ask abt the prize. ;) I'll even let you ask him on DisneyLandFlagRetreat fb. Ernie loves a good laugh. :)

Thanks, MS. I'll go bug him there. :D: