FSM please give me strength...

[ICStupidPeople]

FSM is the Flying Spaghetti Monster btw...pastafarians will understand..but that is besides the point...

My best friend is going through Menopause and it's taking all my will power not to point at her and laugh and say 'YOU'RE OLD BITCH'....

I realize at a time like this, I should be there to help her through her mood swings and hot flashes, but it's hard to fight the urge to turn off her swamp cooler and turn on the heater...

Any advice on how I can make it through this while amusing myself, but,at the same time, not ruining the friendship completely? (if she doesn't talk to me for a couple years, that's ok as long as the jokes I can play on her are worth it..but I just don't want to lose the friendship forever)

p.s. I read her this post before I posted it and she was cracking up, then she cried, then she said "i hate you bitch"...ahhh..friendship...

[ktulu]

Get her to dress in all black then leave her out in the sun for a few hours. It's not really a joke, but it is mean :twisted:

[felinefan]

Had you done that to me a few years ago when I was going through the change, I most assuredly would have wrung your neck. Then I would have taken you out to the desert and left you for the coyotes to snack on. :twisted:



HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!! :bigcake:

[ICStupidPeople]

Had you done that to me a few years ago when I was going through the change, I most assuredly would have wrung your neck. Then I would have taken you out to the desert and left you for the coyotes to snack on. :twisted:

so my behavior isn't appreciated by her ya think?? hehehe

Happy birthday btw!!!!

[mechurchlady]

This site's calendar is broken and therefore it is Polar's fault we did not know your birthday was today.

Be right back.

[Big Wallaby]

The religion was founded in 2005 by Oregon State University physics graduate

That sounds about right. One more reason I moved away from there... Kinda like Cranbiz moving away from Chappaquiddick.

[Cranbiz]

That sounds about right. One more reason I moved away from there... Kinda like Cranbiz moving away from Chappaquiddick.

That looks like a dig at the senior murderer OOPs, I mean senator from Massachusetts. :drown

[tacoboy]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PRAISE BE THE FSM AND HIS NOODLY APENDAGE! rAmen!

Tell me icstupidpeople: are you part of the group that believes pirates cause global warning or ninjas.

say ninjas and i will sail my ship to your house and send you off to the land with the beer volcano. (fsm heaven)


yarrr,
tacoboy

[ICStupidPeople]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PRAISE BE THE FSM AND HIS NOODLY APENDAGE! rAmen!

Tell me icstupidpeople: are you part of the group that believes pirates cause global warning or ninjas.

say ninjas and i will sail my ship to your house and send you off to the land with the beer volcano. (fsm heaven)


yarrr,
tacoboy

hasn't global warming caused the reduction in pirates??? I have a GRAPH that shows it's true

[vixen101485]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PRAISE BE THE FSM AND HIS NOODLY APENDAGE! rAmen!

That made me crack up......TOO DAMN FUNNY!