I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...

[BRWombat]

Seriously, "kenkid," way to gratuitously insult a lot of the regulars here. I'm thinking perhaps we need a special welcome graphic here:

[turkeyham]

If the kid is 3, what makes them look like they can ride CA Screamin? The ride does not have a booster seat. Measure the kid up and write down the rides he or she can go on. Like DUH!!

[TeamUBR]

Isn't there an IQ limit to post in here? Sorry KenKid, you don't meet the minimum requirement for brain cells.

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[Lasolimu]

Folks, don't feed the troll.

Lasolimu, would you do your thing here, without the safety spiel.

Love, Fatty.

Love to. :D:



Also, we seem to have missed it in the excitement. brwneldr, allow me to be the first to say greetings, I am the resident dragon and would like to offer you a very warm* welcome to that slice of the internet we call SGT. This website contains threads with quick twists and turns and I would like to advise you to not try too hard to keep up with them. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely inside the website at all times and enjoy your stay.

*this instance of warm is actually hot**... very hot

**this instance of hot means that you are now literally on fire, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience

[Main Streeter]

Isn't there an IQ limit to post in here?

No Team, there isn't. If there was an IQ limit I would have been out the door after my 2nd post. Don't give the Mods any ideas please. ;)

[WEDFan]

Love the smilie!! :thumbup:

[Big Wallaby]

brwnelder, with the most painful part of your welcome complete,
:sgthello:

The beverage team should be by shortly.

[TiggerHappy]

May I ask your reasoning for this? Since I am Pooh sized perhaps you could enlighten me on which rides I should not be allowed to ride?

I kind of assumed that post was a sarcastic remark to the idea of having physical requirements to go on rides.

[Goofyernmost]

I kind of assumed that post was a sarcastic remark to the idea of having physical requirements to go on rides.

Now there is a "glass half full" way to look at things. Love it! :) :)

[Main Streeter]

The beverage team should be by shortly.

Not as prompt as he used to be BW. Remember...he's back to the 9 - 5. ;)