What part of "We're closed" do you not understand?

[BRWombat]

Darn,

I was hoping for a blow by blow account of what happened next.

Or at least an 'oral' dissertation. (or is that the same thing?)

Hey, hey, hey... we need to head this conversation in another direction.

[ICStupidPeople]

ahem <clears throat> this conversation is getting deep

[Princess Susi]

Amen brother, Amen.

Hey Cran...Is that Beer you are drinking or Beverly or maybe Beverly Beer... :p:

[Princess Susi]

I've got a bottle opener on my key-chain as well, but just in case I'm w/o my keys, my wife has a bottle opener on the bottom of her flip-flops, and if she fails to wear those, my flip-flops have a built in flask in each shoe, holding about 2-3 oz of liquid in both shoes. Enough for two 'singles' or one 'double' if i need it in a pinch :D:

If anyone is interested, they are made by Reef:

Bottle Opener:
http://www.reef.com/productdetail/guys/ ... ndals/2415

Flask:
http://www.reef.com/productdetail/guys/ ... ndals/2597

OH NO NO NO...just another thing for TSA to check for only 3 oz of liquid and a church key can be a weapon eh?

[Tirtuatha]

To totally blow tradition and bring this thread back to it's original topic.

Here is a picture that I referenced in a post on the "Snappy Answers" thread from over a year ago. (I think the statutes of limitation would have passed and I still pixelated the CM's face to avoid trouble)

This was outside of "Stitch's Great Escape" after it went 101:

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To this day, one of my favorite pictures..

JF

Hey! I worked with him in Dinoland!

Speaking of which, I standing out in the sun while mainenance goes over the track moping up oil so we can open Dinsaur up again. A guest walks up, past other CMs posted along the way to ease traffic, and head for Dinosaur. I breakthe bad news and the look like I just shot their dog. Now, this was close to park closing, so we had been open already for around 6 hours. On comes the Sg's cons and threats, wailing "but this ride is the whole reason we came to the park today!" Sorry. Door. Ass. Guest relations. It might just be me, but when I made the trek across the country to see Disneyland, the high point being the Nightmare Before Christmas version of the Mansion, you can bet my butt was at the Haunted Mansion before we did a damned thing in the park.

Another memorable one was greeting for Tarzan Rocks. When the show hits the 5 minute mark, NO ONE gets in. At that point they have the rollerblading monkeys zipping through the audience and for everyone's safety, no one leaves, no one gets in. Now I was out at the greater point with several disgruntled SGs who had to wait for the show to end before meeting up with family as they took too long to get to the show, which sold out in the 1st place. IE, Not a damned person gets past me. Well, a nice family comes jogging up like they were going around me. I stop 'em and politely inform them the show was sold out and they could see the next one at __:__. Well, it turns out that they had to get back to their rooms before that for the Sabbat. Now, I'm in no way making light of another's religion, but it was just the way that they phased it. It sounded more like they had to go now, or Dad will catch 'em out late and they'd be grounded. :P First and only time I've ever had God used as an excuse before.

[darph nader]

Hey, hey, hey... we need to head this conversation in another direction.

OKAY,maybe we should take this out the 'back door'.

(man,I hate myself sometimes......NOT) :D:

[ICStupidPeople]

OKAY,maybe we should take this out the 'back door'.

(man,I hate myself sometimes......NOT) :D:

That's kind of a shitty idea

[mechurchlady]

OKAY,maybe we should take this out the 'back door'.

(man,I hate myself sometimes......NOT) :D:

Ok let's take this out the back door and you lead the way.

I am following you Darph, honest. SLAM. SNAP. Ooopsy I locked Darph outside.

Back to the topic sort of.

I said we need cokes and something else. Mom and I go back and forth with her saying Soap and me saying cokes. You drink Cokes and why was I talking about soap earlier she retorts. After dinner she tells me to close the door so I close the front door. Not that door, the Kitchen door. I already did that when just before I served dinner. I am learning from mom and this site how to deal with SGs.

[leftcoaster]

I think any further presentation from Dre might just go to show that he's a cunning linguist!

(Sorry, that's the best I had because nothing in English sounds like fellatio... :p: )

*cues up James Bond movie.

I forget the title, but if you know the line from Moneypenny: "my James, what a cunning linguist you are!"

[GaTechGal]

*cues up James Bond movie.

I forget the title, but if you know the line from Moneypenny: "my James, what a cunning linguist you are!"

Pretty sure that was "Golden Eye". Definitly a Pierce Brosnan one.