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mapo
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by mapo » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:58 am
Chaka Peachfuzz wrote:I have been known to yell, "I HATE PEOPLE!!!"
It goes away after awhile............. :D:
I had my toe smashed by Trace Adkins as he got jostled. OK..no biggie.
Then I have had day after day of Stupid Cast crap as more and more idiot cast manage to get themselves in shit for being STUPID! AND IT IS NOT EVEN A FULL MOON DAMMIT. :mad:
And no...I cannot tell you just how stupid they are .... but I did break that mashed toe kicking the damn garbage can backstage.
So, yeah I have job security...all the intelligent cast have left the freaking company! 
Oh, and the new CPs are not even in yet!!!!
mapo
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hobie16
- Permanent Fixture
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- Joined: Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:45 pm
- Park: DLR
- Department: Fruity Drink Land
- Position: Mai Tai Face Plant
- Location: 717 Miles NNW Of DLR
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by hobie16 » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:33 am
Wow! A plethora of opportunities. :D:
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
--- Matt King
Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern.
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Big Wallaby
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- Location: Vancouver, Washington
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by Big Wallaby » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:09 pm
mapo wrote:So, yeah I have job security...all the intelligent cast have left the freaking company!
Sorry.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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fugarwe
- Wide-eyed Newcomer
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- Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:44 pm
- Location: Plainview, MN
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by fugarwe » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:24 pm
mapo wrote:I had my toe smashed by Trace Adkins as he got jostled. OK..no biggie.
Then I have had day after day of Stupid Cast crap as more and more idiot cast manage to get themselves in shit for being STUPID! AND IT IS NOT EVEN A FULL MOON DAMMIT. :mad:
And no...I cannot tell you just how stupid they are .... but I did break that mashed toe kicking the damn garbage can backstage.
So, yeah I have job security...all the intelligent cast have left the freaking company!
Oh, and the new CPs are not even in yet!!!!
mapo
After nights at work when I'm positive I have been an extra for "The Jerry Springer Show", the only comfort I have is that these people provide for my existence. Without them, I wouldn't be needed. Small comfort I know, but it keeps me as close to sane as I'm going to get.
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Cheshire Figment
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- Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:16 pm
- Location: Poinciana, FL (20 Miles from WDW)
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by Cheshire Figment » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:02 pm
mapo wrote:So, yeah I have job security...all the intelligent cast have left the freaking company!
mapo
I'm still here! Any other Mensans raise their hands!
And you can get a large red button at most of the larger stores with Scar on it; when pressed he says "I'm surrounded by idiots".
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Widget
- Repeat Traveler
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- Location: Maine
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by Widget » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:14 pm
Cheshire Figment wrote:I'm still here! Any other Mensans raise their hands!
And you can get a large red button at most of the larger stores with Scar on it; when pressed he says "I'm surrounded by idiots".
Well I'm a Mensan but not a CM. I am also surrounded by idiots at both my full time and part time job. So does that count? :)
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Big Wallaby
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- Location: Vancouver, Washington
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by Big Wallaby » Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:43 am
Cheshire Figment wrote:I'm still here! Any other Mensans raise their hands!
I took the test and found out I am not qualified to open the door at the clubhouse.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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hobie16
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- Park: DLR
- Department: Fruity Drink Land
- Position: Mai Tai Face Plant
- Location: 717 Miles NNW Of DLR
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by hobie16 » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:25 am
Big Wallaby wrote:I took the test and found out I am not qualified to open the door at the clubhouse.
What test?
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
--- Matt King
Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern.
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TeamUBR
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- Location: StL
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by TeamUBR » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:44 am
I took the test but then decided I didn't want to join any group that would have me as a member.
I work in performance improvement at a big hospital. I spend half my day proving that you can't fix stupid.
Now talk about job security. :D:
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Big Wallaby
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by Big Wallaby » Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:01 pm
Okay, I didn't take the test.
I couldn't find the test. That was my first clue that I wasn't able to take it.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
