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I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
No imagination of your own?Anglefan wrote:Wait a second, people masturbate on the rides? I need to hear those stories.
"People can drink coke and pepsi, but they can't pee in the street."
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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
This is why I always have heavy duty gloves when I have to touch guests.GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:just be glad they don't ask you to give them a hand at the end of the ride.
They have COOTIES
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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
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SHORTY!
Where have you been going young man?!?!?
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SHORTY!
Where have you been going young man?!?!?
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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
I've been around. Just working hard.mapo wrote:SHORTY!
Where have you been going young man?!?!?
mapo
Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long.
We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious…
and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.
-Walt Disney
:wwwd:
Keep moving forward
We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious…
and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.
-Walt Disney
:wwwd:
Keep moving forward
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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
mapo wrote:SHORTY!
Where have you been going young man?!?!?
mapo
Uh, let me be the first to say...Shorty82 wrote:I've been around. Just working hard.
"People can drink coke and pepsi, but they can't pee in the street."
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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
I must say, that while I would agree that there are many cast members, both walk-around characters and of the more typical variety, that are attractive, and I can see how certain attractions could be seen as romantic, I can honestly say I can't think of any ride that would include anything that might be inclined to induce such a reaction...
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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
Some folks just don't seem to need much induction. I've heard stories told by CMs about the Skyway, Small World, and one particularly good one about Pirates at DL -- or did I tell that one already?PatchOBlack wrote:I must say, that while I would agree that there are many cast members, both walk-around characters and of the more typical variety, that are attractive, and I can see how certain attractions could be seen as romantic, I can honestly say I can't think of any ride that would include anything that might be inclined to induce such a reaction...
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Nope! Please...do tellZazu wrote:Some folks just don't seem to need much induction. I've heard stories told by CMs about the Skyway, Small World, and one particularly good one about Pirates at DL -- or did I tell that one already?
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Ah. I suppose binoculars would be used with the Skyway. I had also forgotten about "the redhead" in Pirates. However, if you don't mind, I think I'll avoid thinking too much about any "Small World" tales....Zazu wrote:Some folks just don't seem to need much induction. I've heard stories told by CMs about the Skyway, Small World, and one particularly good one about Pirates at DL -- or did I tell that one already?