I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...

hobie16 · Post by **hobie16** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:53 am

Big Wallaby wrote:It would be when a guy gets off on the ride... while still on the ride.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Big Wallaby · Post by **Big Wallaby** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:58 pm

hobie16 wrote:Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Looking for a vote here... Should I have put that into the spoiler text?

Anglefan · Post by **Anglefan** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:35 pm

Wait a second, people masturbate on the rides? I need to hear those stories.

darph nader · Post by **darph nader** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:45 pm

Anglefan wrote:Wait a second, people masturbate on the rides? I need to hear those stories.

Leave me out on those stories.

Welcome btw,have a beverage. :pepsi:

Anglefan · Post by **Anglefan** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:49 pm

Thanks. Where did you get that "foam" on top of the drink?

delsdad · Post by **delsdad** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:35 pm

Anglefan wrote:Thanks. Where did you get that "foam" on top of the drink?

The foam is naturally occurring when the brew is drawn from the tap at the correct angle... oh wait, is that not what you were asking ?

shilohmm · Post by **shilohmm** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:46 pm

Anglefan wrote:Wait a second, people masturbate on the rides? I need to hear those stories.

Totally happy in my ignorance on that one, thanks.

drcorey · Post by **drcorey** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:45 pm

shilohmm wrote:Totally happy in my ignorance on that one, thanks.

wow, talk about getting jerked around on a ride.

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:08 am

drcorey wrote:wow, talk about getting jerked around on a ride.

just be glad they don't ask you to give them a hand at the end of the ride.

BRWombat · Post by **BRWombat** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:25 am

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:just be glad they don't ask you to give them a hand at the end of the ride.

I knew Disney specialized in happy endings, but this...

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