TeamUBR wrote:Amazing what people will do or try when they are away from home, but I'm not telling you anything.
I used to drive Disney buses. You might be amazed at some things I have seen, and there are others here who have seen much more.
TeamUBR wrote:I've been reading through posts on here and that's what impressed me. No matter how cynical (I am one) the person or how "stupid" the trick, nobody seems to attack anyone else.
That is because we mods are fair but brutal. Now, I get to use a violent smiley here. Oh, which one to use? Okay. I'll use several. We mods use these on each other several times a day in the Mod Lounge, just for practice.
:angrymob: :acidbath: :bikehit:

:choke:

:electchr: :funthing: :flamethro

:godzilla:

:brazilia: :machine: :sharkbait :snufomat:

:xformer:

:guilloti:
All the violent smilies depicted here represent things we've actually done to those who were banned from the boards. You do *not* want to get on our bad side. Since so few have been banned, it was really bad for each of them, and much of what we did counts as :deadhors: abuse of a corpse. Sometimes we will call in the :flybongo: flying bongos that shoot their quills, and if you're really bad I'll :rufus: show up to the forum nekkid.
We keep the :trolspra: at the ready at all times.
But in all seriousness, I call this site the back deck of the theme parks, so we do like to keep it friendly. Very friendly.

But not THAT friendly. And sometimes not family friendly. To that end, sometimes we bring in hired help:

:chipenda:
So enjoy your stay at Stupid Guest Tricks. If I didn't offend anyone with this post, I guess I can get away with anything I want to say, right?
Please note, no past forum users were injured or killed in the making of this post (sorry to Shorty82 who was maimed a couple times for testing purposes), though your brain cells will be if you read it the whole way through. I guess I should have put this at the TOP of the post. Oh, well. Too late now.
And now you know what happens when wallabies get tired and punchy.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?