Is there a place to donate to this site?

[Big Wallaby]

Is that a bundle of eucalyptus leaves in your pouch or are you just happy to see me?

Uh, a little of both? But the happy meter is about six inches below the pouch. I think it is, anyway.

[mechurchlady]

Uh, a little of both? But the happy meter is about six inches below the pouch. I think it is, anyway.

At your age you should know. Taking notes on this discourse on marsupials.

[mechurchlady]

Only if they are too stupid to figure out how to post. Which reminds me...I need to figure out how to add some kind of Stupid Guest detetection feature to the registration process.

And a spell checker.

Polar did Zazu pay up yet?

I have seen entry tests before at other sites. If you do not get all 100 questions right then you are let into SGT but you are not allowed to post and you must clean up after other members and provide lunch.

[Main Streeter]

Polar, I'll donate $25.00 to you via Rob the next time I see him. ;) Am sure he'd be glad to help you & SGT site any way he could. :) Yes, he has viewed the site. No, I didn't tell him abt it. I swear!!! Rob met me @ Atmosphere Way & walked me to Main Street entry Fri. He said he was working on 4 ODV guest complaints. He was just a bit annoyed. Rob cruises through the Emporium to say Hi & ask managers what trouble I've caused. I'm sure Rob handing you $25.00 won't embarrass you. :D:

[ktulu]

[quote="Main Streeter"]Kutul, wait! I forced you to do nothing!! Why would you ask darph to dumpster dive? He LIVES in a dumpster most of the time! Well, the times he screws up @ home & irritates "The Baker." :D: & yes, there are many of these times. ]

I'd respond, but I've decided to let my newly hired counsel, Wombat, respond for me. I'm paying him in mugs and fast passes.

I'm getting out of the dumpster diving business, my best guy quit. Now I'm looking to recruit some passholes to wander the park staring at the ground to collect items that I can sell on ebay. I figure there are some die hard fans of Disney that will buy anything. I'll even have the passhole take a photo of said item on the ground before they pick it up, making sure to get some sort of Disneyland mark in the background so they know it's authentic.

I'm also going to start selling jars of air from the Disney parks. That's right, jars of air. I'm developing a system to collect the air into a pouch and then transfer it to jars, possibly cans. That's right, you've been to the parks, now take part of the park home with you! Direct from <insert park> it's Disney Air! We're not an airline, but we will take you back to the parks! Relive the smell of the steam trains, the wonderful flowers, and that SG who had no concept of personal space or hygiene!

[Kwahati]

Okay, this thread brought me out of my lurking kick I've been on for the last few days... I'm stoked to be planning a WDW trip for November `07 and, of course, I'm thinking I need an SGT shirt to advertise my status as a slightly above-moron-level guest. So I go check out the store to see what products I can get with the SGT logo. I now know what my party really needs: the female in our group definitely should wear the SGT thong. Then we can just have her flash it to every CM we see! Even if they don't know what the hell it's about, it'll probably make their day! (Of course, she's actually much more inhibited than I am, so I'm really wondering: why don't you have a male SGT thong? I'd wax before showing if off so as to not give the board a bad name! :p: )


<By the way: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I'm back...it's been a while, I'm in a new job (which provides me with lots of internet time) and I've got a new avatar (please admire the pretty colors) and I see there are some new faces here. Glad to see you all again and glad to see SGT's still going strong! I can't wait to get to WDW in Nov (if anybody wants to meet and greet me, I'd love to...I might even take off my costume and show you who's in the Kwahati suit!) and it'll be my privilege to while away the hours here if it's still alright with you good folks!>

[Zazu]

Uh, the problem with marsupials is the pouch.

Pouch!?! Wallaby, you never said you were a *female* wallaby.

Guess I need to go put a purple *shirt* on your smilie as well.

[Big Wallaby]

That's right... my wife, the Little Wallaby, has...

Wait a second, if I finish that thought, everyone here will read it the wrong way.

[Cheshire Figment]

That's right... my wife, the Little Wallaby, has...

Wait a second, if I finish that thought, everyone here will read it the wrong way.

Even if you don't finish it, we will still misinterpret what you were planning to say.

[ktulu]

That's right... the Little Wallaby, has...

Wait a second, if I finish that thought, everyone here will read it the wrong way.

US! Never!
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