Is it just me, or is there an excess of farting SG's on the property?
I'm starting to think I'm getting punked or something, like it's a new photobomb sort of craze. Someone will rush past you, cut in front of you and fart. Or you turn around and someone farts at that moment. Or the time a woman walked across Basin to the spot I was sniffing soaps, sharted, then ran back to the other side of the store leaving a trail as I made screwface at her. This is different from the loud gag fart in a quiet room for some shock and awe, this is carpet bombing over a targeted area.
I wonder if these are the same people that sneeze and cough uncovered into a crowd of people.
Thoughts?
Mad Bombers...
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Hubby Says it's a side-effect from drinking sugar-free sodasNobleman wrote:Is it just me, or is there an excess of farting SG's on the property?
I'm starting to think I'm getting punked or something, like it's a new photobomb sort of craze. Someone will rush past you, cut in front of you and fart. Or you turn around and someone farts at that moment. Or the time a woman walked across Basin to the spot I was sniffing soaps, sharted, then ran back to the other side of the store leaving a trail as I made screwface at her. This is different from the loud gag fart in a quiet room for some shock and awe, this is carpet bombing over a targeted area.
I wonder if these are the same people that sneeze and cough uncovered into a crowd of people.
Thoughts?
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It's caused by people adding too much fiber to their diets.
Drum rolls are the funniest. ;)
Drum rolls are the funniest. ;)
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Well, one time, while standing in like for Expedition: Everest, the guys in front of me agreed that the Pizzafari receipt that they had looked like "Pizzafart".
My brother ate there, and said he was "Pizzafended".
The worst was when I was coming off Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin and, in the area where you buy the ride photos, it smelled like someone had dropped a dirty diaper right in the middle of the room or something. Even though it was fine the entire time I was down there this trip, I still hold my breath a little bit when I'm coming off Buzz...
My brother ate there, and said he was "Pizzafended".
The worst was when I was coming off Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin and, in the area where you buy the ride photos, it smelled like someone had dropped a dirty diaper right in the middle of the room or something. Even though it was fine the entire time I was down there this trip, I still hold my breath a little bit when I'm coming off Buzz...
Gawrsh, yah-huh!
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My friend from Benton Harbor mentioned, farting is the best way to stop those from line cutting.
When growing up, we learned to open the windows 1/4. We learned in driver's ed, they guys would make us girls gag while driving. :mad:
When growing up, we learned to open the windows 1/4. We learned in driver's ed, they guys would make us girls gag while driving. :mad:
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I worked for a company that was based in Chatsworth. Beano's corporate office was two doors down from our office. Every time we went out for Mexican food we'd stop by their lobby for free samples.GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:disney could make a fortune selling beano.
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my wife puts it in the boys stockings for christmas!hobie16 wrote:I worked for a company that was based in Chatsworth. Beano's corporate office was two doors down from our office. Every time we went out for Mexican food we'd stop by their lobby for free samples.
hehehehhehee
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Beano fights stinkfoot? ;)GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:my wife puts it in the boys stockings for christmas!
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Did you know that Chatsworth is the Porn Capitol of California? Maybe the Beano Office is there to supply those "actors" ;)hobie16 wrote:I worked for a company that was based in Chatsworth. Beano's corporate office was two doors down from our office. Every time we went out for Mexican food we'd stop by their lobby for free samples.
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