A belated joke for Talk Like A Pirate Day:
A Pirate walks into a bar with a towel on his head. He sits down and orders rum. The bartender come back and asks why does he have a towel on his head. The Pirate responds, "Yaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhh, I have a Bounty on me head!!"
Eh?? Eh??? Eh???
Arrrrrrrrrrgh!!!
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DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:A belated joke for Talk Like A Pirate Day:
A Pirate walks into a bar with a towel on his head. He sits down and orders rum. The bartender come back and asks why does he have a towel on his head. The Pirate responds, "Yaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhh, I have a Bounty on me head!!"
Eh?? Eh??? Eh???
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"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."
"Dreams are as portals,
flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
they flow from me,
inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
and they are real,
and they are real."
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Hey, at least he didn't tell the joke about the pirate who walked into the bar with a ship's wheel in his pants...
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Hey, that was good!! Whatya want from me?? :D:
You forgot the part about the parrot!Freak wrote:Hey, at least he didn't tell the joke about the pirate who walked into the bar with a ship's wheel in his pants...
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