Question for you CM's

[ktulu]

I thought Darph did more of a Ace Ventura incognito impression.

That is plan b. He's also known to drag a small ficus tree around and hide behind it, then jump out when he gets to the front of the line. The SG's all think it's a roaming, talking ficus that smells like beer and cusses like a sailor when he stubs his toe.

[Big Wallaby]

disguises himself as a lost child

Would that be a beer-drinking lost child with a nasty cooler with worm guts all over it?

And is he chanting "Righteous" the entire time?

[ktulu]

Would that be a beer-drinking lost child with a nasty cooler with worm guts all over it?

And is he chanting "Righteous" the entire time?

Oh, you've seen him!

[darph nader]

Would that be a beer-drinking lost child with a nasty cooler with worm guts all over it?

And is he chanting "Righteous" the entire time?

(rats,foiled 'again')

[Big Wallaby]

Oh, you've seen him!

Yes. He was looking for his mommy. Something about milk. I didn't care to ask for details.

[BRWombat]

...He's also known to drag a small ficus tree around and hide behind it, then jump out when he gets to the front of the line. ...

I tried that once, but a ficus tree wasn't big enough to hide me. I had to drag along a giant redwood. People got suspicious.

[ktulu]

I tried that once, but a ficus tree wasn't big enough to hide me. I had to drag along a giant redwood. People got suspicious.

They don't if you do it at DCA, it worked for me! I'm in the same boat (although I'm shrinking!)