The local police could have taken her to dunkin doughnuts and see if they had any open containers of milk.
Or she could walk around a cow and get fresh milk? :mad:
"and I call the authorities!!!?!?! WHAT THEN?"
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Re: "and I call the authorities!!!?!?! WHAT THEN?"
Couldn't they have just said, "Don't have a cow!"??? :D:
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Disneyland has a petting zoo. I know we have a cow or two.
Or we can always take her to the Affection Section at AK. Do they have any hidden cows? I see the sheep and goats in the book. Or we can definitely make her go on the Kilimanjaro Safaris.
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Or we can always take her to the Affection Section at AK. Do they have any hidden cows? I see the sheep and goats in the book. Or we can definitely make her go on the Kilimanjaro Safaris.
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I'd let them call the "authorities" then offer them a free cup of coffee, and if they wanted, milk to go in it.
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Re: "and I call the authorities!!!?!?! WHAT THEN?"
Oh dear God I wish I was standing behind that idiot! I would have LOVED to pop out from behind her when she said that and say 'ma'am, I am the milk authority -no milk for you- please step away from the counter'.... 
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Re: "and I call the authorities!!!?!?! WHAT THEN?"
Would you look like this?luckyprincess wrote:Oh dear God I wish I was standing behind that idiot! I would have LOVED to pop out from behind her when she said that and say 'ma'am, I am the milk authority -no milk for you- please step away from the counter'....
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At work I wish I had a few of those when the SG acted up acting beyond stupid. :D:
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Heck I would have been happy to make the call for her if I were you. Would have told her that. Then I would have gone to the bathroom and laughed my ass off when they looked at her like she was stuck on stupid.
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I had some British lady one time spazz on me while I was preparing her tea one day. Now, I love tea, and know how to prepare tea, however, can't do that while working. She proceeded to lecture me on proper tea prep while I looked at her and explained that the mouse in charge won't let me prep it that way due to health code. She then had a milk fit too when I didn't have milk for her tea.