Here's an interesting story. Has this ever happened at a Disney hotel?
Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a
bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised
in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." I looked through
the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender
Tony, a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in
the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick
wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and I
felt quite certain I could bounce a quarter off his well oiled
butt... you get the picture. I figured, what the heck, I'll give
him a call.
"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in, "Hi, I
hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and
give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot,
and I want it now! Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy
all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,
anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"
"Oh my God... that sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an
outside line."
My Confession Of Why I Changed Hotels
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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.
Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.
Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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hobie16
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My Confession Of Why I Changed Hotels
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
--- Matt King
Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern.
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darph nader
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Oops. 
Beer....The reason I get up every,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,afternoon.
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Oh my...that's so hilarious and awkward at the same time...hah.
RIP Bud Hurlbut.
You will be missed.
You will be missed.
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Re: My Confession Of Why I Changed Hotels
Wow.
Do you have Tony's Number? :p:
Do you have Tony's Number? :p:
:flybongo: NO BULL!!!!!:D:
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hobie16
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Re: My Confession Of Why I Changed Hotels
Are we thinking about sending hubby and the kids off to see Metallica while mom has some "me" time? :twisted:DisneyMom wrote:Wow.
Do you have Tony's Number? :p:
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
--- Matt King
Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern.
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DisneyMom
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well, not if I have a chance to go see Metallica! 
:flybongo: NO BULL!!!!!:D:
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Damn. That's good. I worked front desk years ago but never had any calls like that. :)