.......am I the only one not seeing the humour in this?
How Not to Travel by Air
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How Not to Travel by Air
CBUT (CBC British Columbia): Novelty suitcase stickers go viral
.......am I the only one not seeing the humour in this?
.......am I the only one not seeing the humour in this?
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I suspect the TSA folks might not find it too funny either. After all isn't it a crime to joke about security matters in the screening areas? Of course our over reactive security people here in Canada might even try to charge you with kidnapping for the first sticker. They are not known for a sense of humor, or having good judgment either. Remember these are the morons who x-rayed a baby.glendalais wrote:
.......am I the only one not seeing the humour in this?
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Granted,while the TSA may not think them funny,I got a chuckle. Now,,,,at least the sticker guys were smart enough not to use any 'electronic' devices.
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No kidding. I worked for Northern Telecom years ago in California. Our sister division was in Belleville, Ontario. I flew into Toronto for a visit.delsdad wrote:They are not known for a sense of humor, or having good judgment either. Remember these are the morons who x-rayed a baby.
When I got to customs I was asked, "Business or pleasure?"
I replied business and was asked what company? I said Northern. The guy stapled a yellow card to my papers and sent me on my way.
I was stopped in a hallway and directed into a large room lined with benches and surrounded by tiny cubicles. The benches had a number of swarthy Middle East types sitting on them.
A lady in one of the tiny cubes motioned me over, took my papers and asked the same questions as the first guy. She then asked, "Why are you here?"
I replied, "Where am I?"
She took a staple remover and removed the yellow card and directed me to a stairway. At the top I found baggage claim. The guy I was traveling with saw me and asked, "Where have you been?"
"I don't know." I replied. (Cue the Twilight Zone music.)
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Maybe they wanted you to fix their phones ?hobie16 wrote: A lady in one of the tiny cubes motioned me over, took my papers and asked the same questions as the first guy. She then asked, "Why are you here?"
I replied, "Where am I?"
She took a staple remover and removed the yellow card and directed me to a stairway. At the top I found baggage claim. The guy I was traveling with saw me and asked, "Where have you been?"
"I don't know." I replied. (Cue the Twilight Zone music.)
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After all these years I finally have the answer! :D:delsdad wrote:Maybe they wanted you to fix their phones ?
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*shudder*Buggy wrote:Maybe you went to the same place as Chris Griffin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSAHQXMwMnc
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I touch them,
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and they are real."
"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."
"Dreams are as portals,
flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
they flow from me,
inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
and they are real,
and they are real."
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Re: How Not to Travel by Air
And this is why I don't drink milk.Buggy wrote:Maybe you went to the same place as Chris Griffin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSAHQXMwMnc
(I do drink milk btw) ;)
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My Grandfather used to drink his milk with a shot of Rye ! Yuck !darph nader wrote: (I do drink milk btw) ;)