Stupid Monorail Management Tricks

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Re: Stupid Monorail Management Tricks

Post by kurtisnelson » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:55 pm

Doctor McKey wrote:No... Guests can not ride in the cockpit anymore because it was determined that their could be an increased distraction to the driver.... esp. if they got on at the Poly and had a Dole Whip with them.....


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Or was in general related to any of the monorail drivers I know who can distract themselves with a piece of string.
Plus you know, someone has to occupy themselves holding up their console/pants/whatever is currently held up by tape. :rolleyes:


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Re: Stupid Monorail Management Tricks

Post by Doctor McKey » Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:26 am

kurtisnelson wrote:Or was in general related to any of the monorail drivers I know who can distract themselves with a piece of string.
Plus you know, someone has to occupy themselves holding up their console/pants/whatever is currently held up by tape. :rolleyes:
I have only had to hold my pants/shorts up with string once.. Costuming was closed, and my belt broke half way threw the shift....


But your right.. their are those their that see something shiney and they are hypnotised...

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Re: Stupid Monorail Management Tricks

Post by kurtisnelson » Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:37 pm

Doctor McKey wrote:I have only had to hold my pants/shorts up with string once.. Costuming was closed, and my belt broke half way threw the shift....
What about the time you put a nice hole in the bottom of your pants?


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Re: Stupid Monorail Management Tricks

Post by IndyandMarion » Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:22 pm

Doctor McKey wrote:
But your right.. their are those their that see something shiney and they are hypnotised...

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Re: Stupid Monorail Management Tricks

Post by Doctor McKey » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:22 am

Kurt... Which time... some of those costume piece fall apart when you look at it funny...

Indy... Not all of us Red Necks are that dumb

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Re: Stupid Monorail Management Tricks

Post by hobie16 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:46 pm

Doctor McKey wrote:Kurt... Which time... some of those costume piece fall apart when you look at it funny...

Indy... Not all of us Red Necks are that dumb

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Years ago I was dating a young lady from Tennessee. Her mother came out to visit. One day the mother asked me, "Are the wrecks on the freeways here all as bad as I see on CHiPs?"

I replied, "Are the people in the South all as dumb as we see on The Dukes of Hazzard?"


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Re: Stupid Monorail Management Tricks

Post by delsdad » Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:00 pm

hobie16 wrote:Years ago I was dating a young lady from Tennessee. Her mother came out to visit. One day the mother asked me, "Are the wrecks on the freeways here all as bad as I see on CHiPs?"

I replied, "Are the people in the South all as dumb as we see on The Dukes of Hazzard?"
Sounds like a conversation with my mother-in-law !



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Re: Stupid Monorail Management Tricks

Post by Main Streeter » Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:07 pm

delsdad wrote:Sounds like a conversation with my mother-in-law !
Hope your wife doesn't read this dels. :D:



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Re: Stupid Monorail Management Tricks

Post by hobie16 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:48 pm

delsdad wrote:Sounds like a conversation with my mother-in-law !
She almost was until I determined her daughter was a PSYCO!!!


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Re: Stupid Monorail Management Tricks

Post by delsdad » Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:57 pm

Main Streeter wrote:Hope your wife doesn't read this dels. :D:
She would agree wholeheartedly !

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