Please, Do Not Stand Too Close To The Rivers Of America! Valuables Tend To Disappear!

[DisneyMom]

Disneyland should just use biometric scanner to charge us anyway with debit/credit card number and AP info already in their computers-no hassling bringing out the wallet! ;)

[BRWombat]

Disneyland should just use biometric scanner to charge us anyway with debit/credit card number and AP info already in their computers-no hassling bringing out the wallet! ;)

Given the way that money drains from my account when I'm there, I thought they already did!

[PatchOBlack]

Given the way that money drains from my account when I'm there, I thought they already did!

Reminds me of a couple of lines from an episode of "The New Adventures of Mighty Mouse", which went something like this:

"Did we just pass through Anaheim?"

"Must have, my wallet is now empty."

[CptnSkippy]

Disneyland should just use biometric scanner to charge us anyway with debit/credit card number and AP info already in their computers-no hassling bringing out the wallet! ;)

Kurtis - you working on this one?

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

Disneyland should just use biometric scanner to charge us anyway with debit/credit card number and AP info already in their computers-no hassling bringing out the wallet! ;)

You shoudl be charged just by waiting in line: attractions, food, snacks, merchandise, lockers, bathrooms, waiting in line to wait in line, parking, etc........ :D

[ktulu]

Kurtis - you working on this one?

No, Disney has found that the trash cans are too difficult to operate, so he is in charge of designing new ones.

[kurtisnelson]

No, Disney has found that the trash cans are too difficult to operate, so he is in charge of designing new ones.

Correct. Much higher priority and more up my alley. You know, since trash cans are not efficient enough already, we must optimize them. I'll throw some Markov chains at a trash can simulation and report back the surprising results.

[DisneyMom]

You shoudl be charged just by waiting in line: attractions, food, snacks, merchandise, lockers, bathrooms, waiting in line to wait in line, parking, etc........ :D

Shhhhhh,execs are reading this!
OTOH,maybe they could do an automatic charge for each time someone says their vacation was ruined! :twisted:

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

Anyone heard about What happened on Sunday, The 8th? Some poor guy dropped his iPad in the water of Storybook Land. He had it out playing on it when it slipped and fell in between the boat and the dock. He tried to dive in and go after it, but the CMs had to restrain him. What idiot decide to bring an iPad on a trip to Disneyland?

[Lasolimu]

Anyone heard about What happened on Sunday, The 8th? Some poor guy dropped his iPad in the water of Storybook Land. He had it out playing on it when it slipped and fell in between the boat and the dock. He tried to dive in and go after it, but the CMs had to restrain him. What idiot decide to bring an iPad on a trip to Disneyland?

This is actually kinda funny, because the majority of people who have purchased iPads are the kinds of people who have money to throw away and yet he was trying to dive after it like his life depended on it.