Stupidity of the Day
Guest: Excuse me, do you sell hamburgers? (keep in mind, the location that I work at is a local chain, famous for its menu items)
Me: I'm sorry, we don't.
Guest: Where's the closest place that sells them?
Me: Jukebox Diner. (I give her directions there)
Guest: *leaves, then comes back a few minutes later* They're closed!
Me: Really? Were the doors locked?
Guest: No...
Me: Oh, they're probably open. I can go back and check, if you want.
Guest: No thanks, I'll go back over.
(Did she seriously notice that the doors were shut and assume that it was closed? It was pouring rain! Of course the doors won't be wide open...)
(I was in line for The Crypt, an indoor Top Spin ride. From the pre-show area, you can clearly see the ride running. This is the view from there:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mINP8QCrJE )
Guest: Hey, is this a rollercoaster?
Me: *gives long, obvious look at the ride running* Yes.
The guests went on to ride the ride. I'm fairly sure that they still thought that it was a rollercoaster, even after they had ridden it.