KFC introduces deadly new sandwich

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Re: KFC introduces deadly new sandwich

Post by mapo » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:47 am

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Don't worry, he did it in fun with me, because he knew I took it well. He had permission, and I deserved every bit of it.
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Re: KFC introduces deadly new sandwich

Post by Double T » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:29 am

It's a novelty, that's all. Very salty, VERY greasy. Don't eat one while driving, or using a touchscreen. Have plenty of napkins.

And if you look up the stats on it, it is by NO means the worse sandwich out there in fast food. Still, would NOT eat one for lunch every day.

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Re: KFC introduces deadly new sandwich

Post by Honda Enoch » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:31 am

Disneyguy85 wrote:I've heard of this.

That thing is a heart-attack on a bun...Actually, there is no bun, so its basically just a heart attack.

The actual motto of this sandwich is "So meaty there's no room for the bun"
Or anything healthy apparently.

Original text:

""So meaty there's no room for the bun" "

...10 translations later we get:

""If there is a cake, put the meat"



Sorry had to do that. LOL


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Re: KFC introduces deadly new sandwich

Post by glendalais » Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:18 am

IMHO, it still doesn't compare to the King of Foods that aren't healthy for you but which one still eats:

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Ah Poutine, french fries, brown sauce and squeaky cheese curds. Nothing can possibly be more unhealthy, and yet it still screams home to me ;) (along with Hot Dogs, smoked meats and what has historically been the strongest pro-smoking culture in all of North America - you've got to wonder how we Montrealers are still standing, lol).
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Re: KFC introduces deadly new sandwich

Post by Goofyernmost » Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:45 am

It's interesting to note that there are so many heart specialist posting here at SGT. Chicken? When did that become a heart stopper? A couple of pieces of bacon? A slice of cheese? Oh, I think there are a lot worse things out there, don't you?

It begs the question...which one of your collective lives are you planning to enjoy? No matter what you do, no matter how many leafs of lettuce you consume, no matter how many sugar, salt and fat free things you consume, we are all going to die. Enjoy, in moderation, what is here and now, tomorrow is only a dream, some will have and some won't.


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Re: KFC introduces deadly new sandwich

Post by Syndrome » Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:31 am

And this is the same fast food joint that introduced grilled chicken as "healthier fare." Yikes.

Anyone remember their rotisserie chicken from many years ago? They introduced it back when Boston Market was Boston Chicken. KFC's was way better, but the ovens were always breaking down so they got rid of it.



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Re: KFC introduces deadly new sandwich

Post by hobie16 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:02 am

CujoSR wrote:I'll be trying this tomorrow let you all know how it is... If I survive.
Take some aspirin with you.


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Re: KFC introduces deadly new sandwich

Post by DisneyMom » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:19 am

hobie16 wrote:Take some aspirin with you.
Hmmmm, maybe KFC will start having an Ambulance with Paramedics stationed
at every restaurant! ;) It would be revolutionary!


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Re: KFC introduces deadly new sandwich

Post by darph nader » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:21 am

hobie16 wrote:Take some aspirin with you.
And have 911 on speed-dial. :rolleyes:


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Re: KFC introduces deadly new sandwich

Post by mapo » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:48 pm

glendalais wrote: Ooh! What are next Wednesday's Powerball numbers?!

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*asks Madame Leota* Well, they are all prime-d. :eek:

Now seriously, I know all about the present and immediate past. Future knowledge is Madame Leota. However, her sense of time is very bad..she gets confused about yesterday and today. Forget about Wednesday!

Madame Leota is available at 1-866-DFU-TURE. Additional charges will apply!

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