Next time I go to the movies, I'm bringing Syndrome

[Big Wallaby]

Wow...I take a few days off and miss out on my name being bantered around...definitely sounds like a job for Syndrome! In a case like this, where they weren't sitting in a position to get trompled or have something spilled on them, I would have done the following:

Since mommy didn't want them to hear an ugly word like "masturbation," I think Mr. Syndrome and I would have gotten into a conversation about all sorts of intimate topics...facing so the kidlets could hear...in graphic, continuing, colorful detail.

Except, then I would be showing my wife a side of me that I am not sure I want her to see :p:

Or I could gross out everyone in earshot by talking about my pylonidal cyst. If you choose to google this, please have pumice soap on hand for scrubbing your eyeballs. Don't say I didn't warn you. Anyone that already knows what it is, I am so sorry for your experience.

I could have pulled out my phone and started a conversation with a nurse friend abotu prolapsed rectums. You discuss that one long enough, and people around you usually start to heave. Especially on the discussion of how to fix it. And don't ask how that one came up one day in conversation.

But then, the conversation about intimate things would be fun since that is specifically what they were covering over.

[darph nader]

INFORMATION OVERLOAD!!!

[mechurchlady]

What is so ugly about a pylonidal cyst? It is not so bad to look unless you do not like looking at rumps. I think you have a new term for SGs. "Sir you remind me of a pylonidal cyst"

[Syndrome]

Such lovely topics, and all perfectly geared towards horrifying the SMGs (Stupid Movie Guests). Sometimes you have to attack 'em on their own terms; when you know you're not going to get to see the movie, you have to create your own entertainment.

[Big Wallaby]

when you know you're not going to get to see the movie, you have to create your own entertainment.

Or when they get you sick. Liz has now been out two stinking days because of this lady (and I use the term loosely) and her negligence.

I can only think of one thing regarding this. Thankfully, it doesn't hurt us because we have two incomes, but what if it had been a friend of mine for whom this is his only job, and with it he is supporting his wife and daughter? He would now be out with no income for at least two days.

Next time I sit next to someone in a theater like that, I will get them ejected early. There will be no waiting to see if they stop coughing.

[Syndrome]

That is utterly pathetic! Not only Stupid but Selfish as well, and it's even worse that she had bred a little of little budding Me-Firsts in training.

When my former boss flew, she would wear a surgical mask ala Michael Jackson. It was to protect her from germs, but she noticed that when she flew SW people would tend to avoid sitting close to her if the plane was full. I wonder if that would work in movie theaters as well.

[Princess Susi]

Or when they get you sick. Liz has now been out two stinking days because of this lady (and I use the term loosely) and her negligence.

I can only think of one thing regarding this. Thankfully, it doesn't hurt us because we have two incomes, but what if it had been a friend of mine for whom this is his only job, and with it he is supporting his wife and daughter? He would now be out with no income for at least two days.

Next time I sit next to someone in a theater like that, I will get them ejected early. There will be no waiting to see if they stop coughing.

Aww...I am so sorry to hear that. :( ..Germs have a way of attaching themselves to adults. My folks who are in their 80's get sick almost everytime they go see my neices, 3 of the little germ carriers. Always a cold or the flu or something the kids pick up in daycare and school. Man, I would be so mad...I hate being sick! Definitely next time stop it before it gets out of hand, you canot allow people to ruin, not only your evening, BUT now days later as well because they *must* bring the kiddies to the theatre.
I hope your wife feels better soon, how bout you, sniffles? Hacking cough?
Take care of yourselves! :bouncemic
susi

[darph nader]

What is so ugly about a pylonidal cyst? It is not so bad to look unless you do not like looking at rumps. I think you have a new term for SGs. "Sir you remind me of a pylonidal cyst"

It just sounds 'weird'. Don't get me wrong,I 'love' looking at a 'nice' rump. :D:

Like the saying goes,"I like you're approach,let's see you're departure".
Or my favorite 'cheesy' p/u line(from the radio) "That's a nice blouse,can I talk you 'out' of it" :twisted:

[Main Streeter]

Like the saying goes,"I like you're approach,let's see you're departure". Or my favorite 'cheesy' p/u line(from the radio)
"That's a nice blouse,can I talk you 'out' of it" :twisted:

Geez darph, thanks for adding such intelligence & class to this thread. ;) :D:

[hobie16]

Like the saying goes,"I like you're approach,let's see you're departure".
Or my favorite 'cheesy' p/u line(from the radio) "That's a nice blouse,can I talk you 'out' of it" :twisted:

I always liked, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."