today my brother's lizard was crossing the dining room table,
and he gets on the racing form, and suddenly stops and does a little pushup dance. so we notice what horse he stopped on.
Speeding Lizard. so, since we are half drunk we place a bet on that horse. horse wins big, 25:1.
so now we all call him, the great lizard of odds.
Today's Thought
Forum rules
At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.
Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.
Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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Hows this one?felinefan wrote:GROAN!!!! :D: Puns!
I saw in the local paper we have a new head of the police vice aquad. sgt arther kelloggs. so I think, wow, I wonder if his squad will soon become known as, Kellogg's Porn Cops...
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drcorey, are you a fan of Spider Robinson?
He wrote stories about a place called Callahan's where there was Sunday Night, Monday Night, and Punday Night. The teller of the best groaner got their tab for the night refunded.
He wrote stories about a place called Callahan's where there was Sunday Night, Monday Night, and Punday Night. The teller of the best groaner got their tab for the night refunded.
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I just had a story sent to me on Facebook, a long, elaborate tale about the murder of Bullwinkle. I'll spare you the story and skip right to the punchline: "Wee Vishnu, a merry crushed moose, and a hoppy Jew near."
Trust me, it's better this way.
Trust me, it's better this way.
"This would be a great place if we could only get rid of all these people." - Walt Disney
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" When you swimma in da seatechie-13 wrote:drcorey, are you a fan of Spider Robinson?
He wrote stories about a place called Callahan's where there was Sunday Night, Monday Night, and Punday Night. The teller of the best groaner got their tab for the night refunded.
and da eel bites - a you knee
Dat's a Morey!
A New Zealander man
with a permanent tan
Dat's a Maori!"
(Sing It, Wombat)
//Gotta Love Spider Robinson
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I see......Swordfish Flotilla wrote:" When you swimma in da sea
and da eel bites - a you knee
Dat's a Morey!
A New Zealander man
with a permanent tan
Dat's a Maori!"
(Sing It, Wombat)
//Gotta Love Spider Robinson
coming from someone that has a "summer magic" picture as an avatar!
hehehehehe
:pirateflaARRRRRRR YA DOIN'?
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If you would join me in a few rations of RUM...
I'm sure we would find "The Ugly Bug Ball" on our list of all time Classics!
I'm sure we would find "The Ugly Bug Ball" on our list of all time Classics!