My first SGT.

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Re: My first SGT.

Post by hobie16 » Sat May 26, 2007 5:21 pm

Be thankful Disney only has squirrels. It could be "Nazi Raccoons!"

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Re: My first SGT.

Post by Pinoy_Stitch_84 » Wed May 30, 2007 1:03 am

I tell guests that the squirrels are related to Chip and Dale. Surprisingly, they believe me like all brainless guests.



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Re: My first SGT.

Post by drcorey » Wed May 30, 2007 3:13 pm

Pinoy_Stitch_84 wrote:I tell guests that the squirrels are related to Chip and Dale. Surprisingly, they believe me like all brainless guests.
yeah, what morons, chip and dale are Chipmonks...



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Re: My first SGT.

Post by Cranbiz » Wed May 30, 2007 6:34 pm

I have been known to call Chip n Dale squirrels when at a meet n greet. Yes, I know that they are chipmunks. It's more to get a reaction out of them. They do a great job of acting indignant when I do that.


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Re: My first SGT.

Post by mechurchlady » Wed May 30, 2007 11:38 pm

This guy captures the Nazi Racoons in a humane trap then blows their brains out with a shot to the head with a rifle. I need to set in the sun a lot longer to understand how he could humanely trap the animal then shoot it dead.

Why not just shoot them as you seem them.


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Re: My first SGT.

Post by Pinoy_Stitch_84 » Wed May 30, 2007 11:52 pm

Chipmunks are not squirrels and stupid guests are not geniuses :D: :

During one of my shifts at Star Tours, I was telling this one guy, I forgot what city he came from, that Mickey Mouse should pay a visit to that city. He kept on asking me when he was going to visit his city, so for almost two minutes, I tried to tell him that it would be a good idea if Mickey Mouse were to visit, yet he kept on asking me when Mickey Mouse was going to visit. I had to end the conversation 'cause he was as dumb as a rock.

He told me to not mind him because he's sleepy so I just rolled my eyes at him and said "F***ing moron" in my head as soon as he was no longer near me.

On that same day, I told another guy and his party of four to go to row 1 (which can seat 8 people). He asked me if they could all fit so I politely said yes. He wanted to go to row 2 instead because he was afraid that they would not fit so I approved for them to go to row 2. He later apologized and I told him :rolleyes: "that's fine"



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Re: My first SGT.

Post by disneyprincess1988 » Thu May 31, 2007 9:32 am

Pinoy_Stitch_84 wrote: During one of my shifts at Star Tours, I was telling this one guy, I forgot what city he came from, that Mickey Mouse should pay a visit to that city. He kept on asking me when he was going to visit his city, so for almost two minutes, I tried to tell him that it would be a good idea if Mickey Mouse were to visit, yet he kept on asking me when Mickey Mouse was going to visit. I had to end the conversation 'cause he was as dumb as a rock.

He told me to not mind him because he's sleepy so I just rolled my eyes at him and said "F***ing moron" in my head as soon as he was no longer near me.

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