stupidity is not bound to theme parks

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Re: stupidity is not bound to theme parks

Post by Zazu » Sat May 26, 2007 3:35 am

BRWombat wrote:I'm still a big fan of PEBCAK (Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard). :D:
My favorite is PICNIC: (Problem In Chair, Not In Computer).

The best part of PICNIC is that you can use it in front of the SG -- "Wow," said with a sad shake of the head, "This problem looks like a real PICNIC." -- and get the SG to agree with you!


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Post by Big Wallaby » Sat May 26, 2007 3:53 am

Zazu wrote:"Wow," said with a sad shake of the head, "This problem looks like a real PICNIC." -- and get the SG to agree with you!
I WILL be trying that one out.

By the way, how was the cruise?


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Post by Zazu » Sat May 26, 2007 4:09 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:By the way, how was the cruise?
What do you mean "was"? I'm still aboard. Day 15 and still enjoying things. Four friends joined us today for the last 11 days and we've got one jolly table for dinner!

I've also been introducing select members of the crew to SGT's existence. I hope some drop in, say hi, and tell about floating SGTs.


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Post by mechurchlady » Sat May 26, 2007 5:57 pm

Thank you for spending all that money to visit the site and post your witty comments.


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Post by Big Wallaby » Sun May 27, 2007 4:48 am

Okay, okay, well, when you arrive back here, I expect a full trip report. And if you can get members of the crew signed on, that'll add a whole new dimension to SGT that we haven't seen before.

Pass on that we REALLY want to hear their stories!


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Re: stupidity is not bound to theme parks

Post by Cranbiz » Sun May 27, 2007 11:53 am

Zazu wrote:My favorite is PICNIC: (Problem In Chair, Not In Computer).

The best part of PICNIC is that you can use it in front of the SG -- "Wow," said with a sad shake of the head, "This problem looks like a real PICNIC." -- and get the SG to agree with you!

Let us not forget the IO error (inept operator)


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Post by Zazu » Sun May 27, 2007 5:20 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:Okay, okay, well, when you arrive back here, I expect a full trip report.
You can wait until then if you want to, but I'm already posting daily reports to the PassPorter web site. Go to this link to read them. Free registration may be required.

{Disclaimer: I work for PassPorter as a technical editor, but I do not receive any pay or consideration based on web site hits or registrations.}


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Post by ktulu » Tue May 29, 2007 1:10 pm

Zazu wrote:You can wait until then if you want to, but I'm already posting daily reports to the PassPorter web site. Go to this link to read them. Free registration may be required.

{Disclaimer: I work for PassPorter as a technical editor, but I do not receive any pay or consideration based on web site hits or registrations.}
Good job so far! Of course it's useless without pictures :)


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Re: stupidity is not bound to theme parks

Post by mechurchlady » Tue May 29, 2007 1:52 pm

I find Zazu's reporting very informative. I did not know he was older than myself. I do wonder what SWMBO means, me and acronyms, lol. It is informative and well written. I know or can look up pictures but I want to know the facts about a trip more than the pictures.

Excellent report Zazu and thank you very much.

I do know what a Nudibranch is. I took Zoology in my first semester of college and the teacher was a marine biologist. Some people eat sea cucumbers which are not much fun to hold. I try to avoid them sea slugs.


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Re: stupidity is not bound to theme parks

Post by BRWombat » Tue May 29, 2007 4:30 pm

mechurchlady wrote:I find Zazu's reporting very informative. I did not know he was older than myself. ...
There's a lovely picture of our Zazu in the front of every PassPorter guide if you're curious. Of course, it's only, what -- 1/2" x 1/2"? so you'll have to take it to Kinko's and get it enlarged if you want to frame it and hang it on your wall. :D:


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