Monster Truck Rally in DTD

[pixiedust]

Ok.. a little bit of backstory…
-For those of you who don’t know where the Simba parking lot is… it’s located right next to the CM parking lot off of Walnut and Katella, behind DCA next to the Disneyland hotel.
-Two nights ago... a cast member managed to run his/her car into one of the large concrete light pole bases, and smushed the front end in nicely. We left the car in the far corner of the Simba guest parking lot, and put cones all around it. (I’m not sure if that was practical or just boredom)

And now on with the story…
Last night in the Downtown Disney parking lot… we were packed. So we opened up Simba to repark all the open spaces left by leaving theme park guests. We got about half way full.. and I see this HUGE truck pulling around to park. (huge as in at least 5-6 feet clearance on the bottom and wheels almost as big as I am [I’m only 5’5”])
The guy asks me where the exit is.. so I tell him he needs to drive all the way down the isle, and then make a left to get back to the light on DL Dr. He takes off.. so I figure the story would end there. I noticed he was sorta driving towards the parked car (which is sitting by itself, not cars near it for 3 or 4 isles) but I didn’t think twice about it.
The guy pulled over to the working lead who was helping park cars.. and apparently started to hit on her.. asking her on a date… telling her they wanted to take her to dinner. She declined, lying that she was married, and the guy asks where the Valet parking is. She sent him to the exit, same as me, and he takes off.

Wait a second.. he’s not heading towards the exit kids. He’s headed for the parked car. :? Oh.. he must be joking around with his buddies.. right? Maybe he's making a really wide turn to get out of the lot?
Wrong. HE RAN OVER THE CAR. :shock: Busted up the back of it, including a window, and then takes off to the main DTD parking lot to valet his car.

So we make a few calls.. security.. APD.. etc.. and meet him in the other lot. After a few statements… the APD officer tells us how the guy told them that we had said it was okay for him to run the parked car over.. and that he didn’t see any problem with the situation.

This is definitely a story I’ll be telling for a while.

[SRT_GB]

great story....wonder if it was the same truck i always see parked in K-lot.

[Weeble]

And now the cast member, who probably doesn't have a rich mommy and daddy like Mr. Compensatingforasmallpeniswithabigtruck has an even more f'd up car. Did they arrest him?

[coldfire409]

.HE RAN OVER THE CAR. :shock: Busted up the back of it, including a window, and then takes off to the main DTD parking lot to valet his car.

First was he arrested, and did the CM press charges against him for smashing up the car, and leaving the scene of an accident. And second was he insured, because mr compensatingforasmallpeniswithabigtruck should have to pay for replacing the car. Finally he should be banned from all Disney parks for life for what he did.

[pixiedust]

First was he arrested, and did the CM press charges against him for smashing up the car, and leaving the scene of an accident. And second was he insured, because mr compensatingforasmallpeniswithabigtruck should have to pay for replacing the car.

Yeah.. well. The situation wasn't as great as it could have been. He was kicked off property after the police took down his information. It will be up to the CM who owns the poor little mangled car if they want to do anything about it. And YES.. I completely agree that this person needs to be banned from property for LIFE.

[Freak]

See, people like this guy make me afraid to park my poor little Dodge Spirit in. :shock: That guy needs to have his license revoked for sure! And kicked off DLR property...And while we're at it, I think he should also pay for a new car for the CM. He intentionally destroyed it, I think he should pay for a brand new car of the CM's choice.

[Tim Gaines]

Totally.. if that guy ran over my Mercedes, even though its a 91, I'd be FURIOUS. As an MP, Ill tell you, Id charge him with wreckless endangerment, take his lisence, take him to the station, and depending on his attitude, I'd write him up for comments and gestures towards an officer of the peace, along with excessive speed, maybe something in line with "showing off with a vehicle", and maybe it's just the military in me, but if that was my car, that guy would be paid a visit by myself and some of my 'friends'... HIM AND his car would be left a little beaten up. ..prick. Damn rich kids. Let them go off and die in Iraq for the country they seem to love to abuse.

[goose]

So we make a few calls.. security.. APD.. etc.. and meet him in the other lot. After a few statements… the APD officer tells us how the guy told them that we had said it was okay for him to run the parked car over.. and that he didn’t see any problem with the situation.

Sounds perfectly reasonable.

[IndyBob]

Damn rich kids. Let them go off and die in Iraq for the country they seem to love to abuse.

Amen brother

[nitro-junkie]

THAT is why "909 Trucks" need to be destroyed. What's a "909 Truck" you ask? C'mon...you know....Ford F-150 or F-250, red,white, or black. HUGE body and suspension lift. Bead lock tires (as if it ever goes off road), FMF sticker over the Ford badge on the tailgate and your choice of a Fox Racing, Skin Industries, or Metal Mulisha sticker in the back window that's SO BIG, you'd swear this was the company owner. Oh yeah, and don't forget the Limp Bizkit and/or Korn blasting from the stereo.

And you KNOW the driver is rocking that flat-billed trucker hat, turned to the side, studded belt, and skate shoes.

I hate those people, and live to see them destroyed.

"Remember when punk rock was dangerous?"-Mike Ness/Social Distortion
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