I wish We had Signs here!

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I wish We had Signs here!

Post by DOCT3R » Sun May 20, 2007 5:08 pm

Day after day guest will ask the dumbest questions. I will be standing at a greeter position right below a sign with the wait time the fast pass return time and the current time. "what is your wait time?"
"what time will fast pass give me?"
"what is the hieght requirement?"
all of which can be answered with a second or two of looking around.
Also when they have a fast pass for lets say tower of terror and they try to get one for California Screamin'.
"It says not valid why is that?"
well right here it says you have a ticket for tower so you can get one here are XX:XX. Wow some people just genuinely dont know how things work for all the others ... well survival of the fittest!!



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Re: I wish We had Signs here!

Post by JugglingFreak » Mon May 21, 2007 7:13 am

This reminded me of an old Snickers commercial. Here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FOAllIufiA

Actually, a lot of things posted here have reminded me of that commercial.

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Re: I wish We had Signs here!

Post by DLRFantasmic!Dan » Mon May 21, 2007 10:25 am

LOL, that is hilarious!! I remember that commercial!!!

At HISTA Greeter, I alwass get the "Where is the Fast Pass for Space Mountain?" even where there is a stand alone sign that directs them to the fast pass machines. It's not bad enough that guests ask that every five FREAKIN' seconds. So, all I do is point and smile!! :D:


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Re: I wish We had Signs here!

Post by AlpineDL » Mon May 21, 2007 1:43 pm

I wish either of my e-ticket locations had a wait sign. It gets really old, especially when people are like "No it can't be only 15 minutes! It goes all the way over there!" whenever they get an answer. Then they show up at the station all pissed off that Little Timmy didn't get back from the churro stand yet, because they thought he'd have at least 30 minutes to come back and for everyone to eat even though I told them the wait was 15 or less.

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Re: I wish We had Signs here!

Post by crystal_crtr » Mon May 21, 2007 2:49 pm

they can't see the signs because the sun was in their eyes. :p:



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Re: I wish We had Signs here!

Post by crystal_crtr » Mon May 21, 2007 2:50 pm

if Disney would learn to dim the sun than there wouldn't be any problems. :p:



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Re: I wish We had Signs here!

Post by darph nader » Mon May 21, 2007 3:33 pm

crystal_crtr wrote:they can't see the signs because the sun was in their eyes. :p:
No,no,no. They ARE the sun,and their own glow is blinding them. :rolleyes:



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Re: I wish We had Signs here!

Post by crystal_crtr » Mon May 21, 2007 4:14 pm

oopps my mistake. :p:



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Re: I wish We had Signs here!

Post by Cranbiz » Mon May 21, 2007 6:29 pm

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:all I do is point and smile!! :D:


Are you using the "Disney point" :D:


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Re: I wish We had Signs here!

Post by DLRFantasmic!Dan » Mon May 21, 2007 8:37 pm

Cranbiz wrote:Are you using the "Disney point" :D:
Of course, is there any other kind?? :p:


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