How many message board members does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Big Wallaby]

1 poster to come lurking over here, see this thread, go back to Board X, complain that we're all making fun of them.

46 posters to complain to the FCC that we're making fun of them.

1 FCC official to say the FCC can't and won't do anything about it. He starts giggling as he hangs up after every call.

92 posters to come over here with pitchforks and torches and realize those do nothing on the web.

All of us to laugh at those who came at us with pitchforks and torches.

[darph nader]

And we all go :tongue3:

[Cranbiz]

Let us not forget the

1 poster who goes on about needing to use an alternative fuel to power the electric plant to illuminate the lightbulb

2 posters chime in on how great that would be

1 poster to defend the current way of generating electricity

1 poster to explain the current fuel useage policy at the local power plant.

[bpgstudios]

Dont forget the 8 posters that accidentally double post.

[mechurchlady]

Dont forget the 8 posters that accidentally double post.

Do not forget the spammers with links that say FREE LIGHT BULBS but really go to a cheesy site, lol.


Actually all you have to do is wait 5 minutes to post again or wait 30 seconds and then post the same message but change a word for example.

[Big Wallaby]

1 poster who goes on about needing to use an alternative fuel to power the electric plant to illuminate the lightbulb

If you powered a light bulb with biodiesel, it would work, but the socket would smoke for the first ten seconds, for the first fifteen you wouldn't be able to tell if it was coming on yet or not, then when it did finally come on, it wouldn't be able to put out more than about 35 lumens in a 50 lumen filament.

Of course, I could be getting the lightbulb and the RTS's mixed up here...