Even Texan Whores go on Vacation.

[Syndrome]

Saw a good one this past week on the Disney Wonder. Mom traipsing along by the Mickey pool in a thong, with toddler in tow. What a sight for all the kiddies and their parents! At least she was European, so I suppose that's somewhat of an excuse, but I think there should be an international law that thongs are illegal if you're only a couple inches away from qualifying for a wide load sign.

[Beaumont]

For my dad, the fashion faux pas are his favorite part of the park. He's the only one who doesn't do thrill rides so while we're on roller coasters he's on a bench people watching. Grown women who dress like they're selling it are "tarts." Teenage girls with the same affliction are "pop tarts." Bonus points if they're actually imitating a pop star, and it's a hat trick if an imitating pop tart has a muffin top (tight top, fat roll spills over jeans). It provides the right mix of horror and laughter that truly makes it a magical day.

[ktulu]

Oh people watching is the best part of going. My wife always wants me to take pictures of them. We got busted by a guy wearing a Utilikilt at Disneyland, he's looking right at the camera hehe