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Stupid passhole tricks

Post by Wizard69 » Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:04 pm

People (most likely passholes) are giving hints to a guest on:

How to add 1/8" to my son's height?

http://mousepad.mouseplanet.com/showthread.php?t=69493



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Re: Stupid passhole tricks

Post by Main Streeter » Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:10 am

Wizard69 wrote:How to add 1/8" to my son's height?

http://mousepad.mouseplanet.com/showthread.php?t=69493
Just in time for summer's high guest count. :mad: IDIOTS!!They don't understand the future horror they may create for so many. :twisted: :(



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Re: Stupid passhole tricks

Post by DLRFantasmic!Dan » Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:25 am

I found this hilarious:
Here's another trick: do the height requirement rides in the morning. It's a proven fact that everyone is just a bit taller in the a.m. As the day goes on, we get tired, and shrink down a bit.
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Re: Stupid passhole tricks

Post by mechurchlady » Sun Apr 22, 2007 11:31 am

Did you notice how many people dd warn the poster about things like getting through one checkpoint but not another and that some kids are not physically and/or emotionally ready for the big rides.

At least some people were there to post good advice.

The best suggestions I offer for them is to try a stretching rack, keep the kid upside down so as to stretch the body, and a bonk on the head to give the kid a big 1/8 inch height increase. Now you know why I do not have kids.


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Re: Stupid passhole tricks

Post by tacoboy » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:42 pm

we are very lucky that you are a member of that forum wizard69. no one else spoke in you favor so that topic could have gotten out of hand.

thanks for defending your fellow CM


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Post by darph nader » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:47 pm

Main Streeter wrote:Just in time for summer's high guest count. :mad: IDIOTS!!They don't understand the future horror they may create for so many. :twisted: :(
But they could come back yeeeaars later and say that their kids disability was caused by Disney for NOT enforcing the RULES. :(



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Re: Stupid passhole tricks

Post by ktulu » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:38 am

hehehehe

passhole

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Re: Stupid passhole tricks

Post by disneyprincess1988 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:26 pm

Man, I am amazed that people would endanger their kids like that. When I was a CP last summer, my Discovery Day guide was an Attractions CM and she told us stories of people sticking ice cream bars in kids' shoes to make them taller. Makes me glad I never worked in attractions.


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Re: Stupid passhole tricks

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Re: Stupid passhole tricks

Post by mechurchlady » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:36 pm

See, this is the problem with Disneyland today…the CMs know nothing!!!
Now that is down right hurtful. I will wait for their "CMs are so stupid that ...." jokes. They found all of these things to gripe about. I wonder if they did anything fun that day or did they stalk the park looking for bad things.


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