It's that time again! (Spring Break Vent Thread)

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Re: It's that time again! (Spring Break Vent Thread)

Post by Natural Selection Fan » Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:31 am

Over the past three weeks I am:

Rude, insensitive, don't value the magic, a waste of space, ignorant, lazy,
don't pay attention, let others cut in line, discriminate, can't do six things at
once, try to tell people how to raise their kids, am mean, don't care about
anyone else and try to cheat people out of a good time.

Well, what can I say?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!! :twisted:


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Re: It's that time again! (Spring Break Vent Thread)

Post by Big Wallaby » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:39 pm

Natural Selection Fan wrote:Rude, insensitive, don't value the magic, a waste of space, ignorant, lazy,
don't pay attention, let others cut in line, discriminate, can't do six things at
once, try to tell people how to raise their kids, am mean, don't care about
anyone else and try to cheat people out of a good time.

Well, what can I say?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!! :twisted:
Sorry, I didn't see "insolent" or "uncaring".

So very close... but no cigar.


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Re: It's that time again! (Spring Break Vent Thread)

Post by ktulu » Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:40 pm

What, no "you ruined our vacation!" in there? I'm disappointed.


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Re: It's that time again! (Spring Break Vent Thread)

Post by Main Streeter » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:57 pm

hobie16 wrote:Is grad night an alternate Darwin Award deal?
In my small mind Grad Nights aren't alternates for Darwin Awards. Most are the "real deal" Darwin Awards. Ages are different, more money flows like water, many SGT can be predicted :eek: , but young Darwins still shuffle & shine all over the park. Makes working Grad Nights almost bearable. ;) Wanna talk abt a Darwin candidate? I signed up to work all Grad Nites. :rolleyes: :o:



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Re: It's that time again! (Spring Break Vent Thread)

Post by bpgstudios » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:07 am

Main Streeter wrote:Wanna talk abt a Darwin candidate? I signed up to work all Grad Nites. :rolleyes: :o:
I signed up to work the grad night my old high school is going to. Thats gonna be fun (those kids are Darwin gold!) I didn't go to my grad night which was probably for the best, seeing as I was on my way to casting the next week (and still had an AP at the time, so financially pointless to go to grad night).


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Re: It's that time again! (Spring Break Vent Thread)

Post by Main Streeter » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:22 am

Natural Selection Fan wrote:Rude, insensitive, don't value the magic, a waste of space, ignorant, lazy, don't pay attention, let others cut in line, discriminate, can't do six things at once, try to tell people how to raise their kids, am mean, don't care about anyone else and try to cheat people out of a good time.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!! :twisted:
Wish I had been such a fine CM during Spring Break Natural. :cool: I was only yelled at 3 times & accussed of stealing from a guest once. :rolleyes: Had to swipe her C C 4 xs. She wouldn't allow me to do the C C manaually :( The 19 y o brat with an attitude began screaming at me as her friend was swearing at my co CM at the register next to me who has been at Emporium 25 yrs. God only knows what he did!! Called my manager & he told her to calm down & let him swipe her C C. He did & it still didn't work. :D: He entered manually & miss tude left calling us both "cheats, thieves, liars", & every 4 letter name her tongue could roll out. The both of us... "You have a Magical Day!" ;)



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Re: It's that time again! (Spring Break Vent Thread)

Post by mechurchlady » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:31 am

Big Wallaby wrote:Sorry, I didn't see "insolent" or "uncaring".

So very close... but no cigar.
Yeah the cigar is very iimportant. You can be as insolent as you want but worse is a person in line reeking of tobacco or smoking. You for got toe crunching and pushing.


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Re: It's that time again! (Spring Break Vent Thread)

Post by Alyssa3467 » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:06 am

Main Streeter wrote:I signed up to work all Grad Nites. :rolleyes: :o:
When Kampy and I were going over the Grad Nite/early summer availability form, we decided to flip a coin on whether to check the "All Grad Nites" box... with the way the coin landed, we checked the box, much to her dismay. :D:



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Re: It's that time again! (Spring Break Vent Thread)

Post by hobie16 » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:40 am

mechurchlady wrote:Yeah the cigar is very iimportant. You can be as insolent as you want but worse is a person in line reeking of tobacco or smoking. You for got toe crunching and pushing.
In a meeting yesterday I sat between two people who, between them, had stale coffee breath and three pack a day cigarette breath. It was more than enough to gag a maggot.


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Re: It's that time again! (Spring Break Vent Thread)

Post by Natural Selection Fan » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:05 pm

[quote="Main Streeter"] ]
Yannow, that's not such a bad thing!

Keep in mind, City Hall is closed and Mgmnt. is a skeleton crew. Which
greenlights my total inner-biatch. In fact, I've found GN's to be downright
theraputic. :duh: :chainsaw: :poke: :whip:

Having been spit on and called every four lettered word in several languages
on my very first one, I'm loaded for bear.


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