Even Texan Whores go on Vacation.

[PirateGirl]

Maybe they're plumbers in training! :p: What really annoys me are girls who wear those shorts that almost look like panties, those "cutie" t-shirts, and sandals in the dead of winter. Then, while they wait for the bus in below 0 weather, they complain they're cold. How about a sweater every now and then?

[ktulu]

Those butt cracks can also be known as "coin slots". drop a quarter in and see what happens. :twisted:

Or a penny that has been sitting out in the hot sun all day :twisted:

[mechurchlady]

Those butt cracks can also be known as "coin slots". drop a quarter in and see what happens. :twisted:

I like playing the coin slots in Vegas especially the when you pull the handle .

[ktulu]

I like playing the coin slots in Vegas especially the when you pull the handle .

Gives the term 'Jackpot' a whole new meaning...

[tacoboy]

related story:
after work one day, my coworkers and i decided to play a game of twister (yes, we are immiture :])
One of the girls playing was fiercly competative. I mean, she wouldnt quit even if the house blew over in a tornado. Any way, a "coinslot" appeared. She didnt correct the problem. The five coworkers (male and female) figured "why the hell not" and started inserting loose change. After she won the game, she had to jump up and down to get alll the coinage out of her tush! :D: :twisted:

[Big Wallaby]

Any way, a "coinslot" appeared. She didnt correct the problem. The five coworkers (male and female) figured "why the hell not" and started inserting loose change. After she won the game, she had to jump up and down to get alll the coinage out of her tush! :D: :twisted:

Did anyone have their video phone on and charged? :D:

[strlnblue]

Hi everyone, this is my first post. I'm cracking up over all the descriptions I'm seeing! I've often wondered this: why do some people still dress like John Travolta with those TACKY bell bottoms? And girls, what's with the tops that are so tight they make you look all lumpy? Never understood fashion anyway!

[LittleDollClaudia]

I saw a group of teenage girls walking out of the esplanade wearing parkas not zipped up, half tees, shorty shorts and Uggs. Please help me to understand how you are staying warm, okay? Their mamas should be ashamed for letting them go out looking like an idiot.

[DevilDuckie]

Add that to my list of clothing I have seen. Why do men have to wear their undies hanging over the waist band of their pants or shorts? Some people wear gang style clothing that is 20 sizes too big. Common people on only thieves need big baggie clothes to hide stuff they are stealing.
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My friend Harmony has a tendency to "pants" her sister's boyfriend who has *still* not learned that wearing way oversized droopy pants around her is a dumb idea.

[mechurchlady]

I would like to see the videos of people who have difficulty getting onto rides because of their clothing. How do they get on the street car in a mni skirt without doing an Ann Coulter style flashing. I have seen people hold up the rides because their clothes is caught on something or they cannot easily get onto a ride. Do people need all that clothing, fanny packs, bags and stuff that could provide for a whole army. Worsts is the people in ponchos and plastic bags so they do not get wet.

Does anyone remember when mascara ran with water?

When did leggings become pants? For me leggings are tights and people do not wear tights except with a skirt or shorts not as pants. Nothing like a quarter ton of blubber undulating in leggings.