This is the place to tell us about the stupid things fellow employees can do.
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wetrat0
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by wetrat0 » Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:30 pm
Mikey wrote:OOPS!!
When evening shift (5 to midnight) forgets to put the company vehicle key back on the hanger
Psst Mikey, we leave the key to our vehicle in the ignition. Someday I'd like to see someone park it randomly among the guest cars and see how long it takes them to find it... sounds like a good prank waiting to happen.
/has been called in the middle of the night for failure to return keys.
//keys had actually been returned but someone put them on the wrong hook...
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leftcoaster
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by leftcoaster » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:51 pm
wetrat0 wrote:Psst Mikey, we leave the key to our vehicle in the ignition. Someday I'd like to see someone park it randomly among the guest cars and see how long it takes them to find it... sounds like a good prank waiting to happen.
Triple dog dare you to do that. :p: ]What kind of vehicle is it ? [/size] :lookaround:
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felinefan
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by felinefan » Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:03 am
When I worked at Knott's, there were a couple of times I almost walked off with a ride key at the end of my shift, but I caught it in time. Though there were a few times I walked off with a ride key after I was relieved to go to lunch/break, and had to return to the ride. I think once a shift leader took some ride keys home, and we wanted to bust her ass.
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darph nader
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by darph nader » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:33 pm
Now,I have walked off with the company cell-phone twice.(nothing like hauling-a back up the freeway to return it after closing)
Quick question,should I ask the gal who took my virginity to return it to me????
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hobie16
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by hobie16 » Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:23 pm
darph nader wrote:Quick question,should I ask the gal who took my virginity to return it to me????
Wasn't the guy who was engaged to the Runaway Bride in Georgia a born again virgin? How does that work?
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
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mechurchlady
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by mechurchlady » Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:40 am
hobie16 wrote:Wasn't the guy who was engaged to the Runaway Bride in Georgia a born again virgin? How does that work?
http://www.christian-singles-hope.com/b ... irgin.html
Basically some people believe that when you are "saved" you are absolved of ALL of your sins and start over including become a born again virgin which means you are starting over your sex life. Most born again churches believe in one salvation per person so do not even think of getting saved, having wild sex then getting saved again.
Medically this is hogwash.
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mechurchlady
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by mechurchlady » Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:40 am
hobie16 wrote:Wasn't the guy who was engaged to the Runaway Bride in Georgia a born again virgin? How does that work?
http://www.christian-singles-hope.com/b ... irgin.html
Basically some people believe that when you are "saved" you are absolved of ALL of your sins and start over including become a born again virgin which means you are starting over your sex life. Most born again churches believe in one salvation per person so do not even think of getting saved, having wild sex then getting saved again.
Medically this is hogwash.
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hobie16
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by hobie16 » Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:40 pm
With the current regime in power I wonder if this will work with the Internal Revenue Service?
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
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by ktulu » Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:50 pm
hobie16 wrote:With the current regime in power I wonder if this will work with the Internal Revenue Service?
God forgives, IRS does not.
"People can drink coke and pepsi, but they can't pee in the street."
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hobie16
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by hobie16 » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:09 pm
ktulu wrote:God forgives, IRS does not.
That's for sure. Remember who finally got Al Capone.
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
--- Matt King
Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern.
