Pal Mickey

[drcorey]

Wouldn't it be fun to hack the pal mickey computer system?
image the look on a guests face when at lunch thier pal mickey says something like, wow, what a hog, how many time have you had your face in the trough today? or, gosh, did you eat that whole thing by yourself? maybe a stupid guest version of pal mickey?

[brad]

oh, hey pal! it's 3 pm and i don't see a parade, let's go ask a castmember when it is!

[Syndrome]

Hey, pal, here's a great tip: Why not get a Fastpass, then return 10 minutes before your time? That way, you beat all those other people who will be coming back right at the time printed on the slip. If the CM says no, just keep asking again every 30 seconds, or insist that your watch says it IS time. The more aggressive you are with the CM, the better your chances of getting in.

[darph nader]

How's about," Hey,is that your face,or did your neck throw up?
Or "Sorry folks,but the 3:00 o'clock parade has been cancelled until 3:00. :twisted:
"Look everybody,is that Spiderman"?

[SmallWorldGuy76]

LOL, That would be hilarious!

[brad]

hey, pal! it's 4:05! in just fifteen minutes, my friends and I are going to toke up behind splash mountain!

[dazyhill]

Hey,pal stop being so damn cheap and buy your kid that stuffed animal they want! You spent enough money to get here, another twenty bucks isn't going to make that much of a difference!

Hey pal, can't you read? NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!

Hey,pal, why the hell did you take me on Splash Mountain? I'm soaked! Oh no, my circuits are shortening out. Stop... I'm afraid...Stop... Daisy,Daisy

[mechurchlady]

Hey, Pal, do you REALLY want to ride this ride? Load limit is 2 tons.

Hey, Pal, no heffalumps allowed on the rides.

Hey, Pal, are you pregnant? You are eating like you are having quintuplets.

Hey, Pal, pick up that damned trash, NOW!

Hey, Pal, babies should be changed more than once a week.

Hey, Pal, you make my circuit zing, rub me some more.

Hey, Pal, how about we stand up on the Matterhorn so we can see all of Disneyland.

[ktulu]

"Hey Pal! Want to hear the same joke over and over!"

Oh wait, he already does that...

If someone really hacked it, it'd probably be something like:

"Hey pal! Buy some viagra or ciallis! Enlarge your penis! Cum like a humpback whale!"

or

"Hey Pal! My name is Mickey Mouse, and I am currently fleeing my home at $insert_park_here with $30 million USD, if you help me get this out I'll give you $5 millon, all I need is your bank account and pin..."