In Tribute to the the attached file below, created by my friend Erin of WDW DQ Animation Academy and his friend Brian, I thought it would be a fun thing to create a similar list based on SG's and theme park life in general. The main focus being Skippy the Intern, either on vacation, interning at a theme park or both.
I'll start the story and example line, and everyone can contribute. Any parodies of characters, SG's, CM/employees, Managers, Strange Alien Visitors on Vacation, etc. are not only allowed but encouraged. Risque is fine, but keep it tasteful, and true events, as with everything on StupidGuestTricks.com, will probably make some of the best fun of all.
Now the Rules/Format.
1. Keep your "Rules for Skippy" numbered by using the number next in line, continuing from the previous post contribution ( i.e. if the last rule ends in a 21 start yours with a 22 )
2. Storyline can be changed by anyone but only after a minimum of 10 Skippy Rules have been added to the previous storyline. This can be anything dealing with his Internship location, job title/position (i.e. attractions, foods, management, character, etc) vacation spot, or combination thereof. Please try to keep it in the theme park/resort world (i.e. Skippy can't end up as president of the USA, no matter how hard he tries to stuff the ballot box) as Skippy is after all a theme park junkie and Intern.
3. As with everything on SGT's the moderators reserve the right to alter what is necessary to keep this from blowing out of proportion.
4. have fun with this and let's see how long we can keep this running!
Story so Far:
After a recent failed Internship as a Med-Student in a random Eastern European country, Intern Stephen Von Sigerson, known to all and sundry as "Skippy" has decided to try his talents in the Theme Park Industry. After completing his first 2 years of Hospitality training at a less than reputable school located in Nowhere, Arizona he has struck out on the adventure of internship yet once again, landing his first one at Whimsy World, the enormous version of Whimsyville, the mirthiest location on the globe. NOt wishing to repeat his prior mistakes ( and worse, his classes and premature Internship teminations ) he has taken his lists and list compiling skills with him so that he and others may learn from any mistakes he may make and any proper conduct skills he may aquire, but forget on a later date.
The list begins as follows:
01. At Park Opening, We do not incite stampeding to the rides, calling it "The Running of the Guests" nor do we smack them on their noses with park maps to get them to charge faster.
02. Even if they are from Spain.
03. Even if Spain is the park's current sponsering country of the month.
04. Even if the Spanish Ambassador promised you Diplomatic Immunity.
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05. Rumours that the company is going to build a new theme park outside Madrid are false. Do not mislead the guests by spreading this rumour, though it is funny to watch them run home and post endless speculation threads on Disney-related message boards.
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Shouldn't that be Whimsy-related message boards? :D:
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06. When dealing with guests who are exiting the park, remember that handstamps are called that for a reason. They go on the hand, not on any other body part.
07. ...No matter how attractive the girl is or how low-cut her blouse.
08. Likewise, the stamp should not be used on the face of obnoxious guests. This will lead to an official reprimand.
09. And an unofficial thumbs up from your coworkers.
07. ...No matter how attractive the girl is or how low-cut her blouse.
08. Likewise, the stamp should not be used on the face of obnoxious guests. This will lead to an official reprimand.
09. And an unofficial thumbs up from your coworkers.
"This would be a great place if we could only get rid of all these people." - Walt Disney

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