Anything to get in free:

[Leanne_Rene]

I want what this guy has been smoking:
(email from a guest)

Message:
To whom it may concern,

Good day to you. I would first like to give praise to your wonderful parks. No matter how many years pass by, every visit is better than the last.

However, I do have a question concerning the various animals in the parks.

I have seen wild birds, squirrels, and even rabbits. It adds to the magical atmosphere that the parks seem to emanate, which is perfectly acceptable.

From these observations, I am able to conclude that wild animals are indeed allowed into your various facilities for free. Is this true?

If so, that is very generous of you. Does this mean that if I had a wild Mr. Blue Bird on my shoulder we would be granted free park access? If I were to arrive at your park with a flock of ducks in tow, would the gates be unlocked and we would be free to venture forth at our leisure?

I am always reminded of this question every time I visit your facilities, and always wondered the answer.

I eagerly await your response, and hope to enjoy your parks for years to come. I am sure that the local wildlife appreciate your kindness.

Sincerely,
Joshua Howard

[WLStephanie]

OMG.
Don't let him in at all..... ticket or not. He'll probably relieve himself in the bushes to further his case.

[Main Streeter]

Joshua Howard, his blue bird, & flock of ducks is the Exact reason SGT site was created. :) Thanks guys! :hi5: Guests never cease to amaze & confuse. Would like to say I've now heard evertyhing, but truth is - reality is still just a swipe away.

[SueOKW]

give me strength..............