Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga

[BRWombat]

I'd not seen that video before. Too funny! Thanks!

[mechurchlady]

Churchy is confused. If I am a member of this site then do I still remain a SG or what. Trust me you cannot get rid of them anymore than you can get rid of mice and roaches.

[IndyandMarion]

Church, you'd be surprised what the Disney Mafia can pull off.

Now that Ansem and I have joined them, anything is possible.

FYI for you all as of right now I'll be taking show requests for this FRIDAY AND SATURDAY for my gangster show at GMR but ONLY for these days. Afterward, I'm not taking any show requests for that certain show until the beginning of the new year.

As far as Ansem goes, I don't know if he's taking requests at all. He was sent out to collect on an agreement that was made that hasn't been fulfilled yet.

[tskbf2005]

Since i left knott's berry farm i work in security and was asked ywester if i was security "no ma'am i'm LASD" here's your signed

[tskbf2005]

heres the updated link to heres your sign
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upXayzBPuzM

[IndyandMarion]

You all wanted it. . .

Can anyone tell me the name of this movie? (Real Answer: Marry Poppins)
Guest: Fiddler on the Roof!
CM: Nope, actually for you it's Tarzan.

Guest: Is he real? (Referring to me just walking onto the set as a Gangster)
Guest 2: No, he's fake.
Me: If I was fake, would I be singling you out right now lady?
Guest 2: Oh my God! He's real!
Me: Thank you Captain Obvious. *To TG* Now how'd you know my name anyways.

Me: Hey kid, you know what kind of firearm that is? *About John Waynes*
Kid: A shot gun, duh!
Me: Nope, it's fake!

This isn't a HYS but funny as hell.

*In Anubis*
Guest: Don't do it mugsey!
Me: Shut up!
Guest: FU** YOU!

Me: Hey lady, know what these Aliens have that everyone else wants?
Guest: A good husband?
Me: Nope, cheaper gas prices.

Guest: *Seeing me in full GA gear walking across park*
Me: Lady, it's 90 degrees out here and Im in all black, of course I don't. I'm just crazy enough to wear it all out here.

Me: Take another flash picture and I'll break your infernal camera mac.
Guest: Sure
Me: Just remember, you have no where to run, no way of getting off this thing and I have a gun. Rule number one, don't argue with a guy who has a gun. Rule number two, don't tick off a guy who has a gun.

*I got stuck in GA alley once*
Me: Hey, get down here and help me out with this thing.
GA 2: What is that thing.
Me: It's a uh. 72 Pinto.
GA: A wha?
Me: Yeah, Doc Brown was here earlier, left it behind.
GA: What do you do to get it going?
Me: I dunno.
GA: But you asked me for help. . .
Me: Hey, you're the smart one. I fire a gun every 8 minutes.
GA: I dunno what to do.
Me: Well, this is officially a big joke. . . just like my salary. You *Pointing to a kid* Stop looking at me like a monkey doin a math problem and fix this thing.
GA 3: *Comes out, looks at me, looks at GA 2, looks at the car, kicks it and it starts moving, then walks back upstairs.
Me: Oh. Well, that worked. Hey! Save me some of them spagettios, I'll be back in a bit after I dispos- drop these knuckle heads off somewhere.
GA 2: Where?
Me: I dunno, the pier or a bridge maybe.

[IndyandMarion]

Resurrecting this from the dead. Getting a new list ready to go. . .

[February]

I don't know how I missed this thread but it reminded me of the best Mugsey I ever had at the GMR...as I've mentioned before being Mugsey was my 'dream' job when I used to imagine transferring to the studios so I always can't resist taking the chance to play with any Mugsey I get on the ride (they usually sit me in the front car because of my wheelchair)

So we're there and we had this incredible Mugsey- we had a kid next to us asking all kinds of questions and Mugsey was going crazy on him and the kid was just blinking and staring at him and when we got to John Wayne Mugsey is saying "What is this, this place is nuts!"

and so seeing an opportunity, I look up at him (he was standing right in front of me) and say in my best 'Joisey' accent. "Kinda like Detroit." (since I'm from Michigan)

and he glares at me and says, "This ain't nothin' like Detroit! I do good business down in Detroit!"

me, still in 'character' "What, down by the docks?"

He glares at me again, eyes burning and prop gun pointed right at me and shouts at the top of his lungs...

"SHUT UP LADY!"

We laughed for the rest of the ride and very often even a couple years later, in our house when someone hears the word Detroit on the news, someone else will say "What, down by the docks?" and everybody else will pretend to shout at me "SHUT UP LADY!"

Ah, good times...

bru

[EeyoresButterfly]

Hope y'all don't mind a non Disney HYS.

My coaster has two seats for guests of "diverse body proportions." These seats have two seatbelts instead of one but otherwise there really is no difference in the harness. It was obvious to me before I worked there why there were two seatbelts. It is not obvious to the guests. This scene plays out multiple times a day:

Guest: "Why does she have two seatbelts and I only have one?"
Me: "Because we like her more"

In their defense it may not be obvious, and I do say it as a joke and so far nobody has taken me seriously.

I had another one today. Kid was so short the mom had to lift him into the seat! So I told them to follow me to the height check station.

Guest: "HE's too short to ride?"
(What I wanted to say): "No, I'm doing this for kicks. Ignore hte fact that the kid can't even get into the seat on his own, or the fact that the bar is at least 6 inches above his head." Instead I explained his head had to touch the bar.

[deathcomesarippin]

this isnt a disney one but i have few good ones, I worked a Busch gardens in Tampa FL and was loading at the scorpion roller coaster (which has a loop that is clearly visable thru all parts in the entrance)

G: does this go upside down?
Me: no
G: but isnt that a loop?
Me: yes
G: but it dosent go upside down?
Me: no, gave the pannel operator the thumbs up to let the coaster dispatch

and most other times that is asked i just point to the loop and the guest just replys ''oh''

I was sweeping a path down Nirobi where they have elephants for the guest to see(if they can find them, all you have to do is turn your head to the right) I walked past the elephants a couple comes up from behind me and ask where are the elephants, I turned around and pointed at the elephants.

And thank god BG dosent have the free beers ''one per person'' anymore so theres no more cheap/stupid drunks, and countless time i have been asked where are the free beers, when the guest have to walk past the hospitality house where they are given out, and countless time the guest dont have maps, so I would just point them in the other direction so they had to walk all the way around the park.

but ill put up more as i think of some and i hope those fit in this section! haha