OK, I just read that and laughed so hard that it actually caused pain. I know a kid that does that from high school. He also is a big advocate of "Thats what she said" and "Your mom's a ___".tacoboy wrote: 18. When a cast member is speiling you:
a)interupt them
b) memorize and deliver same speil verbaitum
c)scream the words "in bed" between each safety insruction (i.e. remain seated "in bed", enjoy your ride "in bed")
d)remain quiet and listen for important safety information as well as entertaining dialogue
OK here's some from me.
You approach a cast member at a greeter/distribution position at an attraction with Fastpass. The CM regrets to inform you that Fastpass is all out for the day. Your response should be:
a. Then what the hell is it good for to buy the fasttrack!?
b. Can't you just let us in? We've been here all day and this will be our last ride before we go back to Maine.
c. Oh well, should have gotten here earlier. Lets just wait patiently in the standby line and not get mad at the CM at merge. Next time we will get here earlier and get a fastpass.
d. Will you be getting any more? Why not?
You find out that little Joey's favorite attraction is experiencing technical difficulties. You should:
a. Tell little Joey that if he cries to the CM, they might let him on or give him something.
b. Ask if it is expected to be up later in the day, and let little Joey know that the ride is down and we will try back later, but if we dont get to go on it not to be too disapointed; there is always next time!
c. Complain to the CM and their managers that you flew 3000 miles and are staying for one day just to ride this ride. Don;t forget to mention how much money you spent just to come ride this ride and how dare it be closed now.
d. Belittle the CM when they don't know when the ride will be back up, calling them "stupid" and demand a definite answer as to what time it will reopen.