The Test

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Re: The Test

Post by bpgstudios » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:50 am

tacoboy wrote: 18. When a cast member is speiling you:
a)interupt them
b) memorize and deliver same speil verbaitum
c)scream the words "in bed" between each safety insruction (i.e. remain seated "in bed", enjoy your ride "in bed")
d)remain quiet and listen for important safety information as well as entertaining dialogue
OK, I just read that and laughed so hard that it actually caused pain. I know a kid that does that from high school. He also is a big advocate of "Thats what she said" and "Your mom's a ___".

OK here's some from me.

You approach a cast member at a greeter/distribution position at an attraction with Fastpass. The CM regrets to inform you that Fastpass is all out for the day. Your response should be:
a. Then what the hell is it good for to buy the fasttrack!?
b. Can't you just let us in? We've been here all day and this will be our last ride before we go back to Maine.
c. Oh well, should have gotten here earlier. Lets just wait patiently in the standby line and not get mad at the CM at merge. Next time we will get here earlier and get a fastpass.
d. Will you be getting any more? Why not?

You find out that little Joey's favorite attraction is experiencing technical difficulties. You should:
a. Tell little Joey that if he cries to the CM, they might let him on or give him something.
b. Ask if it is expected to be up later in the day, and let little Joey know that the ride is down and we will try back later, but if we dont get to go on it not to be too disapointed; there is always next time!
c. Complain to the CM and their managers that you flew 3000 miles and are staying for one day just to ride this ride. Don;t forget to mention how much money you spent just to come ride this ride and how dare it be closed now.
d. Belittle the CM when they don't know when the ride will be back up, calling them "stupid" and demand a definite answer as to what time it will reopen.


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Re: The Test

Post by ziggyfmt » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:56 am

Ok...new rule for this thread...please number your questions according to the last post. So...back on track :p:

36.When it begins to rain, you should...
a. Run to the nearest store and purchase a poncho, come prepared, or suck it up (it's only a little rain!).
b. Run to the nearest store and demand a few large and small merchandise bags to fashion your own "creative" rain gear for you and your family because you refuse to pay that price for a poncho.
c. Get absolutely soaked to the gills and yell at the next CM you see, telling them to put up "the dome" so the rain stops.
d. Run to the nearest cover and make it absolutely impossible for anyone to move, thus making it necessary for people to push through you (seeing as you won't respond to an "excuse me") and therefore shooting them dirty looks or making rude comments to make them feel insignificant and rude.


"Excuse me, do you work here?" No...I'm just making a fashion statement with this lovely shirt and nametag for the fun of it!:duh:
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Re: The Test

Post by Main Streeter » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:04 pm

ziggyfmt wrote:Ok...new rule for this thread...please number your questions according to the last post.
Thank you ziggy. :) Non numbering was challenging my low IQ. All is great now. ;)



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Re: The Test

Post by tacoboy » Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:15 pm

bpgstudios wrote:
C)Scream "in bed" after each safety instruction
OK, I just read that and laughed so hard that it actually caused pain. I know a kid that does that from high school. He also is a big advocate of "Thats what she said" and "Your mom's a ___".
After posting that, i thought about another line that is sometimes heard on rides "This ride is not recommended for people who can not stand bumping and jerking motions" :D:


37) when you are told the park is closed you should:
a. make your way towards the exit of the park in a calm and orderly fashion
b. linger outside rides and sneak in once the CM at greeter/FP return leaves
c. put on green camoflague and hide behind some bushes
d. bang on closed shop and restaurant doors when you see the slightest sign of a closing CM "Hey! they are there anyway, they probably can ring me up!"

38) When a parade is passing by and you need to cross the street:
a) dart in front of the oncoming parade float
b) ask a nearby CM to stop the parade
c) stop and enjoy the parade and wait for an available time to cross
d) join in the parade and start a highly coreographed kickline incorporating yourself, other members of you party and a security CM or two.


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Re: The Test

Post by ziggyfmt » Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:24 pm

[quote="Main Streeter"]Thank you ziggy. :) Non numbering was challenging my low IQ. All is great now. ]

Do I sense a bit of sarcasm here? :eek: I just thought that it would be a good idea...you know...since it has NEVER been done before on a test. :p:


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Re: The Test

Post by Main Streeter » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:32 pm

ziggyfmt wrote:Do I sense a bit of sarcasm here? :eek: I just thought that it would be a good idea
Oh no, not at all!! I really meant the #ing idea would help. Hey, I need all aides possible. :)



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Re: The Test

Post by EpcotGolfer » Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:21 pm

39. The line of people next to Pluto, all who have autograph books and cameras are:
a)not as important as your child, so they can wait while your child gets a quick autograph. And hey, while he's there, might as well snap a few pictures...
b)waiting patiently to see Pluto, like you should be doing.
c)Soviet Spies.
d)lining up for the 3 o'clock parade.

40. "Cast Members Only" on a sign means
a) Come on in!
b) Smoking Area
c) This way for cheap snacks/sodas!
d) Cast Members Only



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Re: The Test

Post by DLRFantasmic!Dan » Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:12 pm

41) Each and every Cast Member wish they can:

a) treat the guests like V.I.P

b) treat each guests with the up most respect.

c) be your babysitter.

d) smack the guests for their stupidity.

42) For the ropes and chains, the CM would want:

a) you to do what ever you want to them.

b) assist you inside the roped off areas.

c) you to sit anywhere you want. The ropes are there for no reason.

d) electify all ropes and chains for your stupidity of ducking under, going over, or unhooking them.


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Re: The Test

Post by LittleDollClaudia » Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:10 am

42. A CM is:

A-always right.
B-hindering you from really having fun.
C-there to help with directions or answering questions and providing a safe environment.
D-CM? What's a CM?
E-It's a cast member, gosh. I AM AN AP, I KNOW ALL..

43. You go to buy a churro and soda, do you:
A-wait in line, give your order and pay promptly, thanking the CM when you get your food
B-stand behind the ODV CM and wave your money impatiently
C-haggle about the price and get mad when you don't get your way
D-push to the front and scream at the CM to help you first
E-say you know "Mr./Ms. _____" and demand free food and drink


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Re: The Test

Post by darph nader » Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:38 am

For DLRDans post #28
#41 d
#42 d
There only 'one' answer,happy now?? ;)

(jeeze, give multiple answers to a multiple choise questions,and you still get it wrong) :rolleyes:



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