THe Same Old Questions, But Asked In A NEW Way!

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THe Same Old Questions, But Asked In A NEW Way!

Post by DLRFantasmic!Dan » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:56 pm

So I was in the park when I heard a guest go up to a CM and ask him this:

"If I was a bathroom, where would I be??"

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Re: THe Same Old Questions, But Asked In A NEW Way!

Post by SmartGuest » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:06 am

We just try to mix it up a little for the CMs. :p:



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Re: THe Same Old Questions, But Asked In A NEW Way!

Post by BRWombat » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:15 am

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:So I was in the park when I heard a guest go up to a CM and ask him this:

"If I was a bathroom, where would I be??"
That's a pretty typical way of stating that question in my family, so much that we don't think twice about it. But I guess it would sound odd if you hadn't heard it before.


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Re: THe Same Old Questions, But Asked In A NEW Way!

Post by bpgstudios » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:40 am

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Post by darph nader » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:37 am

I'll ask the same ?? sometimes.Usually in a 'big box' store or some place I'm totaly unfamiliar with.
If I worked here,would I be rich?
If I were Walt,would I be buried here? ;)
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Re: THe Same Old Questions, But Asked In A NEW Way!

Post by Purpura » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:49 pm

[quote="darph nader"]I'll ask the same ?? sometimes.Usually in a 'big box' store or some place I'm totaly unfamiliar with.
If I worked here,would I be rich?
If I were Walt,would I be buried here? ]


Heh answers: :D

No, No, Depends on the time the park is closing,usually 9:25 PM, and You'd be in your beer sitting next to your computer (Or you'd BE your beer) *Teasegrin* :p: :p: :twisted: :p: :D: :D:


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Re: THe Same Old Questions, But Asked In A NEW Way!

Post by darph nader » Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:37 pm

Purpura wrote:Heh answers: :D

No, No, Depends on the time the park is closing,usually 9:25 PM, and You'd be in your beer sitting next to your computer (Or you'd BE your beer) *Teasegrin* :p: :p: :twisted: :p: :D: :D:
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