Stellar Parenting at Disney

[hobie16]

Major Major Major was a character in the book Catch 22. When he was in he was out and when he was out he was in.

[mechurchlady]

I was at the Wild Animal Park's monorail tour and for 20 minutes this little girl screamed and cried so loud that it was being picked up on the tour guide's mike. No wonder we saw no animals and heard nothing from the tour guide for the last 20 minutes. Wait I did see the back side of some dikdiks running away from the monorail once.

[BRWombat]

I work with a police officer with the last name of Sheriff.

Major Major Major was a character in the book Catch 22. When he was in he was out and when he was out he was in.

Okay, this is OT, but this brings to mind an old joke: In and Out were baby skunks. Whenever In came in, Out went out, and whenever In went out, Out came in. Do you know why?

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Instinct!!

(say it out loud if you don't get it)

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress...

[Yfoog]

My dentist before he retired was William Toothacher, DDS.

[darph nader]

Instinct!!

Oh brother!

[Main_Street_Merch]

Oh this one is fun. I was at Downtown Disney a few weeks ago waiting to meet up with some friends at Earl of Sandwich. (Mmmmm... Earl! :bouncemic ) I was waiting near that fountain between Earl and Once Upon a Toy, the one the kids can play in, and I watched a little girl (I'd say about 2 or 3) let go of her dads hand and run to play in the water with the other kids. Her dad screamed at her to come out of the fountain, and when she got back to his side he roughly picked her up by the arm and sorta hoiked her into her stroller, and then put both hands on her shoulders, shoved her head back against the seat and proceeded to yell that if she ever did something like that again he would "F***ing murder" her. Now, by this point the little girl is, naturally, crying her eyes out. He then yells at her to shut the hell up. Now Myself and a dozen others have just withnessed this incident. He realized how many people were watching, and everything just sorta hung in the air for a moment until 2 Security Guards stepped up and asked the guy to come with them.

[GaTechGal]

Oh this one is fun. I was at Downtown Disney a few weeks ago waiting to meet up with some friends at Earl of Sandwich. (Mmmmm... Earl! :bouncemic ) I was waiting near that fountain between Earl and Once Upon a Toy, the one the kids can play in, and I watched a little girl (I'd say about 2 or 3) let go of her dads hand and run to play in the water with the other kids. Her dad screamed at her to come out of the fountain, and when she got back to his side he roughly picked her up by the arm and sorta hoiked her into her stroller, and then put both hands on her shoulders, shoved her head back against the seat and proceeded to yell that if she ever did something like that again he would "F***ing murder" her. Now, by this point the little girl is, naturally, crying her eyes out. He then yells at her to shut the hell up. Now Myself and a dozen others have just withnessed this incident. He realized how many people were watching, and everything just sorta hung in the air for a moment until 2 Security Guards stepped up and asked the guy to come with them.

Well I'm glad that security stepped in.

[hobie16]

Well I'm glad that security stepped in.

To bad they didn't step on.

[darph nader]

To bad they didn't step on.

Too bad he did'nt get stepped on by other guests. :D:

[BionicEar]

... and I went to high school with a fellow named Richard Wrash. :D:

Sheesh.. in high school I was in Algebra class with a guy named Rich Husband. Boy did all us girls get a kick out of that.