oh, my ears...........my INNOCENT EARS!!!!

DLRFantasmic!Dan · Post by **DLRFantasmic!Dan** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:08 am

So, I was in line to get inside DCA when I heard a guy, might be the father or brother of this young boy.

Guy: Stop playing pocket pool!!
Boy: What??
Guy: STOP playing pocket pool!!!
Boy: WHAT?!?!?!
Guy: STOP PLAYING POCKET POOL!!!
Boy: What?!?!?!
Guy: Get your hands from inside your pants!!

My thoughts was "Wow, just WOW!! I should be hearing that!!!"

LittleDollClaudia · Post by **LittleDollClaudia** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:52 am

Note to self: when reprimanding a child or teenager, make sure that whatever euphemism I am using to describe the behavior my kid KNOWS what I am talking about!!

Of course, the first time Dad said it, the entire crowd knew what he meant even when the kid didn't. I'm sure calling attention to it was more embarrassing for him than the actual "act" which most people would not have even noticed.

smileNnod · Post by **smileNnod** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:21 pm

i was standing outside the mansion when a guest walked into the line, turned around and yelled to the other memeber in his party "hey grab my nuts!!". another cm and i waited till he was our of earshot then we started to laugh it up. im pretty sure the guest was talking about his tail mix or something(or at least i hope!)

Panther007 · Post by **Panther007** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:40 pm

i got one

my mom has a fannie pack and calls it her fannie

Mom: Travis can you grab my fannie?
Put that unopened can of coke in my fannie
i will be a great mom and let you stick that candy wrapper in my fannie

darph nader · Post by **darph nader** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:06 am

Is Mike Hunt here?
Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

DLRFantasmic!Dan · Post by **DLRFantasmic!Dan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:07 am

darph nader wrote:Is Mike Hunt here?
Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Who's Mike Hunt?

Alyssa3467 · Post by **Alyssa3467** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:33 am

You may want to read that one out loud, Dan... :D:

darph nader · Post by **darph nader** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:46 am

Thank you Alyssa.

Main Streeter · Post by **Main Streeter** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:39 am

darph nader wrote:Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

darph, I know you like cold ones after work but are you smokin or doin white stuff now?

:D: Too funny. ]

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