Attention All Cast Members......

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Attention All Cast Members......

Post by head mouse » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:47 pm

You need this....
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Simply spray this on your body. It will put out a fragrance that only Stupid Guest can smell and it will repell them away from you.



I was at work the other day stocking hair spray and saw this stuff on the shelf. The SG is for "Salon Graphix" I couldn't see the name from where I was standing, just the SG and the first thing the popped in my head was "Stupid Guest" So I said to myself, "Hey they need a Stupid Guest anti-spray." A littl ephoto shop later and here ya go. :D:


On behalf of the "GUEST" population of the world, I would like to apologize to all Cast Member's that have encountered a rude guest. We are working hard to weed out the ungrateful and replace them with buttons that don't work.

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Re: Attention All Cast Members......

Post by CujoSR » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:01 am

:crowd: ...........


"A little swordplay, now and then, keeps my mind off sheep!"

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Re: Attention All Cast Members......

Post by Main Streeter » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:04 am

Love your humor! :hysteria: :hysteria: Please find more SG products. :trophy: Too Funny. :D:



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Re: Attention All Cast Members......

Post by darph nader » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:32 am

That is too cool.Good thing it doesn't smell like a fresh beer.You would have some old fart stalking you 'all' day long. :rolleyes:



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Re: Attention All Cast Members....

Post by head mouse » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:46 pm

darph nader wrote:That is too cool.Good thing it doesn't smell like a fresh beer.You would have some old fart stalking you 'all' day long. :rolleyes:
I have no idea what it smells like....
head mouse wrote:Simply spray this on your body. It will put out a fragrance that only Stupid Guest can smell and it will repell them away from you.
:D:


On behalf of the "GUEST" population of the world, I would like to apologize to all Cast Member's that have encountered a rude guest. We are working hard to weed out the ungrateful and replace them with buttons that don't work.

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Re: Attention All Cast Members......

Post by dktc0821 » Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:12 pm

head mouse wrote:You need this....
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not sure I care about the smell but can I order a few cases? Oh wait it won't work over the phones and that's how I get most of my SGs these days.


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Re: Attention All Cast Members......

Post by felinefan » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:10 pm

I'd say, forget about spraying it on you; make up several truckloads of it and spray the entire park. Also manager's and shift leaders' offices, and lockers of annoying co-workers. Voila! Fewer crowds, no dipstick managers or shift leaders, or pus-for-brains co-workers. Truly a magical moment! Life would be so much easier!



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Re: Attention All Cast Members......

Post by head mouse » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:05 pm

[quote="felinefan"]I'd say, forget about spraying it on you]


HA HA HA We coudl just get a crop duster to fly over and dust the whole park.
:D:


On behalf of the "GUEST" population of the world, I would like to apologize to all Cast Member's that have encountered a rude guest. We are working hard to weed out the ungrateful and replace them with buttons that don't work.

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