Thank you captain Health Nut

[darph nader]

Not all of us. It's a nasty habit so I gave up defacating last year as my new year's resolution! :D:

So I/We take it you're going to EXPLODE when you're 50? Do us a favor,give a heads up so we can be 100 miles away. :D:

[Kwahati]

"...I like to light up a big one after sex."

That's so weird...see: I've never seen Steve Martin do that bit, and here I thought I was the only one who liked to do an impression of the Olympic Flame immediately post-coitus...(check the 'sordid encouters explicit' thread for more details on that! [j/k])

And don't worry darph: I'm sure the fumes will catch fire while I'm lighting up a smoke long before I pose a threat to humanity.

[Driver_dylan]

Funnyer each time I read that one. :hysteria: :hysteria: :hysteria: :hysteria: :hysteria: :hysteria: :hysteria: :hysteria: